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The number of people assuming her team was on the raid we have is too high! But I don't wanna be [i]that guy[/i] so... Eris' team wanted to cheese the Bridge, but she didn't, so she went to orbit. Toland crossed with the sword and hid behind the lantern... It was only after the rest of them wiped that they realized she was the only Sunsinger in the group. Toland went on to bump uglies with Ir Yut and sent the video to Eris in a scathing email. That's why her eyes are bleeding tar.

She said push forward Guardians when there was still enemies. [spoiler]omnigul strike[/spoiler]

When they landed on the Moon, someone on Earth fired Fellwinter's Lie

one tried to sword swing across the bridge gap but accidentally hit the sword smash button instead. whoops

Straight out of the Grimoire: Eris' team ventured into the pit, but were ill-equipped to fight Crota. They didn't have a good swordbearer, and only two of them had Gjallarhorn. Nobody brought synths, and nobody wanted to look do the heavy ammo glitch because it's annoying af. Neither of the Titans knew where to put the bubble, and everyone would waste at least two rockets on the swordbearer. It was all brought to an end when Crota enraged with a sliver of health and someone on the team yelled "SHOOT THE OVERSOUL!!!"

Toland forgot to go on boomer duty

Did they die or were they TAKEN ;)

Bump

They were only level 28

Eris wrote "badass sword bearer", but she meant to say "bad as sword bearer" on the forums so they wiped and failed

Eris farted in the bubble....

Did they die on normal or hard? That's the real question

They tried to kill Crota but the sword kept disappearing on them.

Everyone who got the sword exploded

The didn't cheese the Bridge, Deathsinger was only singing a .99c song (less than 3 mins) instead of a $1.29 song

She betrayed her team. Sent them into a trap. Obviously she's a hide herself. What else has three freakin eyes.

I present to you, the TRUE story of Eris Morn and her fallen team. You had to do seemingly impossible tasks to recieve these Grimoire Cards in which only I can see. They unfortunately left my score stuck and less than 2000 That's my story and I'm sticking to it.....Anywho...... "We were in the Canyons when the rocks began to crack and fall. An ambush! We all would have been saved if the Titan would have just used the Ward of dawn, but he was using his striker class and only made things worst. Really? Who actually uses the Fist of Havoc Super during an ambush with enemies attacking from above...we lost a good guardian in that moment....but we pushed on with heavy hearts....stupid a**hole Titan" - Eris: The Canyons "We made it to the temple I was eager to go in and get revenge for my fallen comrades, but Toland suggested we use up our primary weapons before entering. When I asked him why he only had one word to say: "Cheese" What does that mean?! I didn't have time for this nonsense I decided to use an age old technique that forces gaurdians to follow in panic It was a risky move but I believed my squad was strong enough to take down Crota regardless of a few losses. .... and unupgraded light armor I looked at my team and said quickly " Alright chums up, lets do this ERIIIIIIIISSSS MOOOOOOURN" and quickly ran into the temple with guns igniting!! "OMG she went in" Toland said in shock. They quickly followed. My plan worked, but not as I hoped" - Eris: The temple enterance "I killed wave after wave of enemies with precision damage. I felt so excited and filled rage as my red death showed my enemies my mood..... It was a "heavy" day I didn't even notice that we lost another gaurdian to a pack a thralls until Toland scream "You psychotic b**ch!! I said Cheese CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!!" Yet we were close to the alter. Three were left. Toland Myself and that a**hole Titan - Eris: Inside the temple "We moved closer to the alter room when we were blocked by an Ogre " Easy kill! I'll use my Fist of Havoc! One hitter quitter baby!" The titan cheered. Such confidence Such Bravery Such Stupidity I must admit, I enjoyed watching the ogre incinerate that a**hole with his laser beam. Really? Striker Class? Fool. Toland and I finished off the Ogre quickly and made it to the alter we weren't ready for what awaited for us within" - Eris: The Alter Enterance " There it was. A Dark Crystal. It reminded of the one off the movie with the elf that had to return a gem to a bigger gem to restore balance to his homeworld. I could never figure out the name of that movie... Anyway THE DARK CRYSTAL turn to us and spoke in an errie and ominous tone " On nroh-G....On ecnahc"...it was Crota...we went to fire but he spawned a most foul creature, Omnigul. She screamed a scream that sounded like Mariah Carey out of her prime mixed with Ice JJ Fish in his prime. We were stunned She created two more Wizards who were arent as powerful, but equally annoying. They created a Vestige right on top of Toland! He yelled and agony and ran into another Vestige that was already created at the alter enterance. I tried to help....but....I felt a pain that I never wish anyone ever feel. It was worst than the cramps than I was already feeling in that moment. Crota pulled my light from me. I screamed and started to go blind, but I could see my light struggle before in disappeared into THE DARK CRYSTAL. I fell and struggled torward Tolands body. I could barely see or hear, but I witnessed 9 shadows appear and take Tolands body......with the last strength I had, I jumped over the Vestige onto a dead Hive carcass and took it's eyes. I was blind, but thought maybe they could restore my vision. I struggled to a corner hoping to not be seen. My team was dead. One body was missing. I hoped to get their armor, praying to the traveler that it would protect me. I struggled for what seemed like eons to restore my vision, find my teams armor, and make it back to the city. I would return, but nothing will be the same. Crota must be stopped. All I can think of now is........ I should of Cheesed it" - Eris: The Alter and the Darkest days Now you know the true story. Filled with hilarity, lies, and possible spelling errors. You are welcome.

They gave the sword to Toland instead of having a hunter run it.

3 hunters. That's why.

The only reason that the team died is that Eris forgot to revive her team members.

Her team died because she's always ordering guardians to move forward at the worst time! Lol

Crota glitched when they attempted to fight him. He didn't kneel down properly because the Swordbearer on Eris' team was not the host.

As they dropped to the lamps, Eris dropped her glasses. The fall also caused some light from the ghosts to malfunction. Toland asked her to adjust their ghosts light so they won't be blind. Little did the team know she accidentally switched their ghosts off so they can't respawn. As they came back from the ogre room (right not bottom, one Guardian went there and met the Gatekeeper) Crota glitched teleporting to the crystal room sending the guardians back to their graves permanently. Blinded by the oversoul and consumed by madness Eris went back to the tower for help from the Speaker. Where she met you.

They didnt have DEEZ NUTZ