When I was in 9th grade my teacher divided the class into boys on one side and girls on the other, and he put me in the girls side
EDIT: 666 replies. Satan is on our side!
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작성자: Tuxx 2/20/2015 12:51:40 PMAsking why I didn't bring the book I was assigned to read in preparation for class, to the class, and then making a huge deal out of it and calling me out for it. Sorry, I thought I read the book to prepare for a class discussion and lecture, not to have you call me out because you wanted us to look at 1 specific sentence the last 2 minutes of class.
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I had a chemistry assignment once. It was to create a slide show about different elements or something, I made a detailed explanation on the chemicals used,and process of cooking crystal meth. Nobody in the class knew what I was talking about because I didn't make it obvious. Teacher got pissed as hell but he was a bro and all i ended up doing was cleaning lab equipment. [spoiler]used to pull pranks all the time. Still do in fact. [/spoiler]
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3 답변One time when I was being a really good noodle, the teacher only gave me 1 star! And I obviously earned 2...
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5 답변Me: oh shit! Principle: hey that's a bad word you shouldn't say that Me: oh... Poop Principle: that's not any better! Don't make me call home That was 11th grade
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7 답변Teacher asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I was tempted because she is one of Yvette hottest teachers in the school but I said no
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4 답변a few days ago i had my phone out and i was listening to music and the teacher asked what i was listening too and she listened and she got me written up for having vulgar music in class when nobody could hear it not even the guy 12 inches next to me could hear the music and these 2 girls across from us where listening to the loudest most vulgar song ever and she didnt do shit
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My teacher gave me an F when I actually had an A. I added up all my assignments and put it on a piece of paper and walked out of class and when to the principles office. Put it in his desk and he just sat there reading it. Next day I walk in.....teacher wasn't there. Everyone did the dinosaur
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5 답변작성자: HERETIC 2/17/2015 11:37:16 PMLol you got wrecked, I had this English teacher in year 8, everytime she leant over to help someone next to you bam! her butt is in your face literally 2 cm away wtf
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4 답변That's just plain f*cked up My British Literature teacher ignored my friends IEP that allows him an extra day on an assignment if needed and he just said "no" The teachers at the school are required to follow IEP rules, I don't know if it's a legal thing or just the schools thing.
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작성자: Obeonix 2/19/2015 7:32:52 AMSo this one reliever I have who looks just like that slug lady from monsters inc just has something out for me and my friend. She was reliever at our old tech and is a reliever at our highschool and always gives us a hard time for no reason. She then says turn to page 71 and answers the question for pg 71 and 72. Annoyingly the questions were all related to the pages before them so I then asked my friend where the hell I was supposed to know the answer from. He had no clue either and we were sent next door for the rest of the period. Luckily it was our form teacher next door and we explained what happened. Turns out my form teacher didn't like that reliever either lol