When I was in 9th grade my teacher divided the class into boys on one side and girls on the other, and he put me in the girls side
EDIT: 666 replies. Satan is on our side!
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Also, PE teacher not letting me revise when I had an exam next period. As well as the RE teacher who would give you after school detention for asking when you need RE in the real world. (instead of answering the question because you don't)
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12 답변When your teacher is a sexist. (Im a boy, she doesn't get mad at the girls and blames everything on the boys.)
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My science teacher always picks on the chinese foreign students. He always asks them questions, and since they're learning English still, they always say I don't know and then he gets mad. At one point he gave him an essay due in a couple days about the class.
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작성자: TallBball23 2/22/2015 12:30:01 AMMy science teacher put me in the school hallway and gave me a 0 on a quiz for farting. It was honestly funny. He came out and told me "you need to control yourself. You made it loud on purpose." I came* back into the classroom and told two of my friends what happened and they got in trouble for laughing their head off at what I did and told them.
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1 답변작성자: basement 2/21/2015 2:11:06 AMI hated in 5th grade when we all had to line up and show the gym teacher our bodies to make sure we were growing right...anyone else right??? haha #relatable
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6 답변I was told by my mom if I got sent to the principal one more time I would have my Xbox thrown away, then one day in World History I was screwing with my spring loaded pen and it came loose and shot the pen about an inch from my teachers head and hit the board. She told me to go down to the office and I just ran home...
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2 답변Teacher asked me to name an angle. I said straight angle. She said that's called a line and I'm a liar. I argue with her and get a detention. Next day she's calling it a straight angle. She then picked on me the rest of the year. She asked the class to write a letter on how our year had been. I wrote a very detailed one about how she picked on me and how much of a dick she was, photocopied it twice, gave a copy to her, the principle and the deputy principle. She nearly lost her job. Few years later she finally admitted to my my that I was a good student xD
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15 답변작성자: blacksteez 2/15/2015 9:50:47 PMThe bell doesnt dismiss you, i do. Why do i hear talking? Teachers indirectly talking bad about you to other teachers right infront of you. When teachers talk about their family and life outside school (we dont give a shit!). When teachers complain about too much work to grade but they were the ones to assign it. When teachers give subjective questions on tests. (I hate this) When the teacher holds you from using the restroom though its an emergency. When they teach complicated subjects as if we already knew the criteria. When the teacher calls you out because of talking when theres the teachers pets talking loud as shit right in front of her. Teachers flexing about how the next grade/stage of school gets harder (it doesnt). When you ask can i do *insert anything* and they reply "i dont know, can you?". Teachers that just hand out packets and just never teach. Teachers that call on you because you thought you werent paying attention, but you still answer the question correctly. :) When the teacher punishes the whole class for something one person did (i never understood this and it cant be justified).
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Im slightly lactose intolerance and everyday after lunch in high school I needed to take a dump. The teacher I had after lunch always refused to let me go. So after weeks of having to hold it and nearly shutting myself I told her if she didn't let me I was gonna drop a deuce right there in the floor. She didn't believe me and I got suspended for two days. She never refused after that.
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Assign homework in the LAST 5 MINUETS OF THE FACKIN CLASS, talk about their boring life stories and cut into OUR work time, talk down about sports, the NFL, THE SUPER BOWL, guns, and us and what we do on our leisure, give out pointless work, stare at us, call people out on mistakes in front of THE ENTIRE CLASS, give childish nicknames to certain kids in the class( ex: my 9th grade biology teacher called this kid named Jeremy "JARE BEAR") like wtf, list continues.
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Infotech Teacher: "SAJJAN!!! Get over here!" Me: Yes Mr. Schmidt/Mr. Schit? What can I do for ya?" Teacher: [b]IT WON'T COPY AND PASTE!!![/b] Me: *facepalm* *does it* Teacher: But I did that... Me: Apparently you didn't...
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8 답변This teacher gave me a detention with this person I hated. We kept giving each other dirty looks and kept talking trash to each other's faces. But then we found out that the lightbulb keeping the class pet warm (baby chick egg), blew out. This resulted in a team effort to save the egg. Now we are friends. But still, screw dat teacher.
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I was in FACE class. (family and consumer ed.) Our teacher got pissed at anything. One time my friends and I were sitting on one of the tables and she screamed this: "GET OFF THAT TABLE! I PAY FOR THOSE TABLES! THESE ARE MY TABLES!" Well of course they weren't her tables, she was a teacher for one year, the tables belong to the school. So I said: "These are the school's tables though." My friend chimed in: "Yeah I think our families are the ones who pay for these tables." "WELL THEY'RE IN MY CLASS SO THEY ARE MY TABLES." We laughed so hard at this.
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