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Bucket of Tearsにより編集済み:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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11 通の返信Modify his DNA so that his body can only accept one type of food. Make it so that you are the only one who can sell that type of food, and you only accept one type of currency. Unbeknownst to Xur, even though you CAN sell that type of food, you have made a solemn vow not to. Watch gleefully as Xur runs himself ragged trying to get enough currency to buy the type of food he needs, only to come away disappointed when you don't carry the food he needs. Added benefit: As he gathers more and more currency, his money bag gets heavier and heavier, which has to drag around making him weaker and weaker. Thirty days later, Xur collapses from starvation. Execution completed, feed his bones to the birds, and kick his severed head around the Tower like the soccer ball.
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Dan J Hulsにより編集済み: 2/7/2015 3:41:54 AMso, is he a victim of his own success? If he only sold what no one wanted, then no one would expect anything, having sold almost everything, yet now his stock spirals into a slow repeat......and yet others may be jealous that his stock rotates while theirs is stagnate....perhaps the other vendors will get him and take his wares....so choice A.
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Hanging won't work since he is just a shadow so eight her Plan cs To shoot the shadow with a bright light Or ml 44 stand asides multiple to keep him from reforming But xur is a Hunter/Titan/warlock So he'd kick all our asses
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3 通の返信Joey savage 714により編集済み: 2/7/2015 3:11:15 AMR@ped in his ass by phogoth then gang banged by a group of knights after that tossed to Crota and Atheon for a even worse ass r@ping
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1 返信He should have to shave his oddball face hairs then shove them down his own throat and choke.
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1 返信I picked "Other," for I don't think Xur should be executed. He's a cool guy. He's like that friend who loves to bring over stuff when he comes to chill. Sometimes he brings something cool, and sometimes he brings garbage.
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3 通の返信
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1 返信Put sunbreakers on him as handcuffs hang him from the tree next to the gunsmith and plan c one of his eyes out and replace it with a heavy synthesis... Then shove a truth up his ass lol let him bleed out from his ass until he dies.
