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Bucket of Tearsにより編集済み:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Juggernautにより編集済み: 2/7/2015 2:32:10 PMCut him into minute pieces and bundle them with 7 strange coins, 7000glimmer, 1exotic shard, 10 heavy ammo synth, and an exotic engram. Mail them to all the guardians, it'll be the only time they will ever be satisfied seeing him. Alternately make him do the Crota HM raid. With no heavy ammo synth.
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1 返信I hope he does die so you people stop complaining over him. He is a privilege, not a right
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silllyにより編集済み: 2/7/2015 6:47:21 AMHave him appear in a video with a message, then sit inside a cage to be set on fire. This is one of the most effed up things I've read about and one of the worse ways to go out. God rest that guys soul.
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2 通の返信
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4 通の返信Let him live because he brings exotics and don't forget that he brang ice breaker 3 weeks ago
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3 通の返信
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[quote]Post any relevant comments below. EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.[/quote] I don't why, but there's something hilarious as -blam!- about a group of people watching Xur get thrown off the tower in silence.
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6 通の返信
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11 通の返信Modify his DNA so that his body can only accept one type of food. Make it so that you are the only one who can sell that type of food, and you only accept one type of currency. Unbeknownst to Xur, even though you CAN sell that type of food, you have made a solemn vow not to. Watch gleefully as Xur runs himself ragged trying to get enough currency to buy the type of food he needs, only to come away disappointed when you don't carry the food he needs. Added benefit: As he gathers more and more currency, his money bag gets heavier and heavier, which has to drag around making him weaker and weaker. Thirty days later, Xur collapses from starvation. Execution completed, feed his bones to the birds, and kick his severed head around the Tower like the soccer ball.
