In my personal and professional experience those who throw out for others to "get a girlfriend" are usually the ones who can't get a girlfriend, nor are they able to sustain any type of relationship..
Thank you for finally letting me have one! You made my day when you dropped it with Atheon's Epilogue the other night!! I squealed louder than I did when you gave me Hawkmoon!
Message to all people without an even K/D, a 31, less than 15k kills, and below 2k grimore.
1. Get gud. (Matter of fact, get average first you downright suck)
2. Dismantle your SUROS you don't deserve it.
3. You aren't allowed to make satire posts anymore.
[spoiler]I don't even have a Suros either[/spoiler]