What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.

To back up the point made by several people on here, the legal definition of impersonate is as follows: Impersonation. The crime of pretending to be another individual in order to deceive others and gain some advantage. No one on here is gaining any legal advantage by claiming to be a military officer. Is it disrespectful? Sure. Illegal, no.

Actually a lot of soldiers I've run into (mostly marines) have been really stuck up and ignorant just because they are a "marine". But don't get me wrong, I've run into some fantastic people that are enlisted. It varies from person to person.

Im a guardian B) Difference between me and those idiot vets? I can revive.

Who'd want to pretend to be a murderer?

[quote]Real soldiers don't attempt to intimidate.[/quote] I thought intimidation was like, half the point of armies

[quote]Second, if you're in the United states it's a crime to impersonate a soldier or veteran. Its called stolen valor. Its a federal offense.[/quote] This is actually like, really false. You can buy a uniform and wear it wherever you want. You can lie to random people and say you were in the military. It becomes illegal when you try to forge documents, lie to employers, or make money off of it.

Anyone else remember that YouTube vid of a real army SGT stopping a fake one in the mall? [spoiler]Dude got the uniform sooo wrong...[/spoiler]

[quote]Amendment I [u]Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech[/u], or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.[/quote] Get over it, the Stolen Valor Act is unconstitutional and if another person claims to be a soldier it doesn't even affect you directly.

I am ex navy seal sniper marine 5 star general.

If you're talking about that copypasta, I'm gonna laugh at you so hard.

I'm a baker and it makes me sick all these kids pretending they're bakers. This kneads to stop.

It's hard to tell who's real or fake. I'm a real Marine. Half the people who meet me in real life and find out I used to serve don't believe it. How can you tell via the Internet? Ya know?

In a free country impersonating a soldier most certainly is not criminal. Any unjust law stating otherwise would be the only crime. Anyways, I wouldn't tell anyone I was a soldier if I were one, and at one point I seriously considered military. However, unless you were the small few that bought the propaganda and lies and got suckered into the mess, there's no reason anyone should be signing up for pointless and illegal wars.