My body is ready

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My legs hurt

Destiny's actual storyline. You're a dead man who's brought back from the grave (quite inexplicably) by a little flying robot. You are quickly herded off by your new little friend and find a ship which you use to fly to the tower, the stronghold of the guardians. Upon arrival a robot gives you some dialogue and you're quickly indoctrinated into his cult (yes it's technically a cult). After your indoctrination you are instructed to commit genocide on all non humanoid aliens because we don't like them very much. You begin this mass cleansing on earth by shooting all the refugees not fit to live in civilization,(ie fallen and hive). Your journeys will take you far and wide spanning across planets of which you will leave a bloody trail of all the refugees you've slaughtered. You will meet a robot lady who doesn't have time to explain anything and the Emo Queen and her pet Dracula. Emo queen wants a robot head for some sort of key, so you hunt him down and after slaughtering his children right in front of him you claim his head. When you return, the Emo queen is pleased but her pet Dracula is bitchy but you get the key. After some work you make your way into the robot stronghold to finish them off and be one step closer to your ultimate goal of cleansing the universe of non humanoid scum. In a final extremely "climatic" bass battle you kill a giant blob of spunkgarglewewe and the robots are done for because you killed their god. You exchange some words with robo lady but she dissolves into a big cloud of -blam!- you. [spoiler]this is what really happens[/spoiler]

Do something with yo life?

If you reply to this, I am the new Master of Waffles. If you don't you fail at replying to every post.

Do you -blam!- yourself??

Something.

Back yard boogie oogie oogie, back yard boogie oogie oogie!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp9kNepzNu8

What's the best way to cook a pancake?

Fold that waffle and shove it right up your butt

If u reply to this you are a fgt.

I already do this

Wwaaaffllleeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Can I get some pancakes instead?

I'm bamping it for you