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Eigerphantにより編集済み:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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1 返信One man says to the other, "Man, I haven't heard any Beethoven in a while." The other says, "Neither has he."
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20 通の返信
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3 通の返信What do you call a magic owl? [i]Hoo-dini[/i] Note: I didn't do this joke, all credit goes to VanossGaming
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10 通の返信My best joke? Here's one. You know what's a joke? [spoiler]My love life[/spoiler]
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3 通の返信／ イ (((ヽ ( ﾉ ￣Ｙ＼ | (＼ ｜ ) ヽ ヽ`(0__0)／ノ / ＼ | ⌒Ｙ⌒ / / ｜ヽ ｜ ﾉ／ ＼トー仝ーイ ｜ ミ土彡/ | ｜ JOHN CENAAAAA!!!
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1 返信What's red and smells like blue paint [spoiler]red paint[/spoiler] What's red and bad for your teeth [spoiler]a brick [/spoiler] What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat [spoiler]the wheelchair [/spoiler]
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2 通の返信What the difference between a hooker and a rooster? The rooster screams cock a doodle do And the hooker screams "any cock will do"
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5 通の返信Batmanにより編集済み: 5/4/2015 11:05:19 PMWhy was 6 afraid of 7? *wait for it* To get to the other side! I think that's how you do it.
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1 返信Ti84 plusにより編集済み: 10/9/2015 2:05:27 AMWhy is crime so hard to track in the south? [spoiler]Everyone has the same genetic traits! [/spoiler]
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Not mine. My friend came up with this on the spot today and I thought it was pretty funny. Thomas the Dank Engine blazing down that road at 420 miles per hour. That ain't coal he's burning. And that ain't the train talking.
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3 通の返信Where do white people go when they die?[spoiler]heaven[/spoiler] What do they get when they get there?[spoiler]wings[/spoiler] What are they called?[spoiler] angels[/spoiler] Where do black people go when they die?[spoiler] heaven[/spoiler] What do they get when they get there?[spoiler]wings[/spoiler] What are they called?[spoiler]bats[/spoiler]
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1 返信I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said “This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!” “Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?” “See? Nobody cares about the Jews.”
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2 通の返信What's the difference between your wife and your job? [spoiler]after five years your job will still suck[/spoiler]
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1 返信Why don't orphans play baseball? [spoiler]they don't know where home is [/spoiler]
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