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Eigerphantにより編集済み:
8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke
Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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1 返信Amine joke incoming Why couldn't goku summon the Shenron? [spoiler]he didn't have the dragonballs to do it[/spoiler]
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3 通の返信Whats black and doesn't work? [spoiler]half of London[/spoiler] Why don't black people go on cruises? [spoiler]they're not falling for that one again[/spoiler] If there are three apples on the table and Jamal takes two apples, [spoiler]What colour is Jamal?[/spoiler]
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1 返信what do you call a kid in a wheel chair that has been lit on fire? [spoiler]hot wheels[/spoiler]
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2 通の返信What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer[spoiler]ash[/spoiler]whats the hardest gym leader for a Jewish Pokemon trainer[spoiler]misty[/spoiler]
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1 返信Why was 6 afraid of 7?[spoiler]Because 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 99! 7 Was really hungry.[/spoiler]
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6 通の返信If you like jokes there's a whole book of them. It's called the bible.[spoiler]Don't hate me it's a joke.[/spoiler]
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1 返信Whats the moons diameters cow fossil? [spoiler]Hoodini[/spoiler] [spoiler]I don't like vanoss[/spoiler]
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2 通の返信What do jesus and a picture frame have in common? [spoiler]They are both hung with nails.[/spoiler]
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1 返信People find joke about people in wheelchairs offensive but I find them WHEELY funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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4 通の返信GammaF88により編集済み: 5/21/2015 5:18:47 PMThis one's a multi-parter, so stick with me. A plane takes off of the runway with 500 bricks onboard. Halfway through the flight it loses one brick. How many bricks are left on the plane? [spoiler]499[/spoiler] How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? [spoiler]Open up the door and put it in.[/spoiler] How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? [spoiler]Open up the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in the refrigerator.[/spoiler] The lion king calls a meeting of all of the animals in the jungle. Every single animal shows up except one. Which one is it? [spoiler]The giraffe. He's in the refrigerator.[/spoiler] A woman comes to a river in the jungle infested with crocodiles. How does she get across? [spoiler]She swims across. All of the crocodiles are at the meeting.[/spoiler] She only makes it halfway across, though. Why? [spoiler]She gets hit by a brick.[/spoiler]
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37 通の返信I had Paul Walker on my xbox live friends list, but he was always on the dashboard :-D
