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Osirisにより編集済み:
1/17/2015 5:06:22 PM
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Move B----! Get out da way!!!
Read on, it's funny :)
So I'm running around iron banner with my MIDA and MK. 44's shoulder charging everything in sight. Then on a match I was doing particularly well in, I think I pissed off a small group of friends (4 of the opponents that were in the same party), because they started teabagging me when I'd die. I found this particularly funny, being my score was double any of theirs.
Well I am prone to sink to the level of revenge humiliation, and repeatedly smashing them over and over was not cutting it for this group (I had extra hatred because they were Suros and mythoclast users, I automatically assume anyone using these is a scrub).
So then I had a brilliant idea, after a beautiful fist of havok where I obliterated 3 of the 4 in that party, I joined their chat party and started blasting the song "MOVE BITCH! Get out da way!!!", which gave me unfathomable joy. But the hatemail I received from them after I beat them was even more beautiful.
I am now selling jars of scrub tears I collected. Going to the highest bidder :p
Edit: so many people getting butthurt in here! I love it! Hold your bids, looks like we will be having a clearance on scrub tears!
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#Destiny
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1 返信Calls people using Myhoclast/Suros scrubs. Says he shoulder charges everything in sight. M'kay.
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1 返信Putting your focus on killing Vex Mythoclast and Suros Regime users is totally understandable, I do it too because if I take them out, my team has to deal with them less and I get the satisfaction of out-gunning them, also that and the Vex mythoclast has a odd auto aim to its shots, anyone who has it may or may not have noticed but if your aiming in the general area of the head the shots will just track it, its not super obvious but thats why it hurts..
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2 通の返信
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MK.44, Mida, and shoulder charge... I should be mad at this. I should hate it and criticize it and call you a no-skill noob...but all I can do is laugh at how obviously funny seeing someone do that would be. Well done sir, well done. +1
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6 通の返信Scrubs using vex mytho lol laughing my ass off. Says the very guy that bought mk 44s from xur and uses them in the crucible. Those are the scrubs u sound like a little bitch. Wah wah I can't get any good guns or armor and all the people who do r scrubs. I'm also guessing u bought an icebreaker from xur
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3 通の返信For whatever reason.....Im going to call bullshit. Story is made up. Never happened. Tween on tweener.
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4 通の返信Seeing as you have barely a 1.0 kd I doubt you had double any of their score unless you were playing a bunch of infants
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Scrub tears are too abundant, and due to recent inflation (From Icebreaker sale) I doubt they will be useful for currency much longer. What consistency did they have? We're they salty or sweet? (Sweet tasting tears usually originate from F@ggots). ...I might be able to make a fair offer.
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1 返信"I'm sorry, my 32s can't hear you" seems to be this guys response to anybody who doesn't believe this bullshit post. So, anyone who doubt this guy, don't respond. He's 12 and thinks his dick is big.
