Name him deej, then you can tell people "deej shit on the floor again" or "deej stop licking your ass". Also when you get shards from nightfall you can go and give deej a swift kick in the ass for us.
Post a picture. I have 2 cats, Jizlin and Chuck Norris. Jizzy and Chucko for short. It suits them so well family members have asked me to name their pets for them and my sister even decided to rename her cat from Louis to Buk Lao. My sister got her cat from the same person i got Chucko from, so sometimes we call them the Lao brothers.