I wanted to offer my heart to my female crush. She didn't want it so I now have a big wound where my heart is. I tried to send her some cat eyeballs, but she gave me something called a restraining order. So now I just watch her threw the second story window while she's sleeping
Book a table for two.
Come there alone.
Order two portions of 'soup of the day'
Laugh at my own jokes
Come home
Take a hot, rose scented shower
Watch a movie
Stare in the mirror for a while
Cry
Laugh
Cry some more
Sleep.
CONSIDERING HOW UNLIKELY IT IS THAT I WILL TALK TO THE LADY THAT I LIKE BEFORE THEN I WILL PROBABLY BE DOING WHAT I DO ON MOST HOLIDAYS. YELLING "WOOOOOOOO" THROUGHOUT THE FLOOD THEN HAVING AN ORDINARY DAY