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4 通の返信I was going to take a girl out to Olive Garden and ask her out on Valentine's Day but she decided to be stupid and lack interest in me.
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4 通の返信For valentines day, I always make my girlfriend grow her leg hair for a few months, starting in mid-November. On the 14th of February, I lay her down on the bed and then I spoon feed her exotic seedless fruits, and roasted nuts. When she's all ready for me, I start to suck on each of her leg hairs one by one until they fall off into my mouth causing me to gag and choke. I don't stop until I cough up 7 clumps of hair. It's my favorite holiday.
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Kekyoin's Underwater Donutにより編集済み: 2/10/2015 10:52:05 PM[spoiler]*insert comment about me being a lonely -blam!- and how I'm going to be spending another valentines day alone but really who cares I sure don't*[/spoiler]
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1 返信Gonna invite a lady over (friends with benefits) and play the shite outta halo 3, then proceed to say F all the romantic stuff and bang. Will be the best V day so far.
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1 返信Fly out to Seattle, bum a ride from Sea-Tac, and hide out in Foman's back seat. Same thing I do every year.
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1 返信Step one : get rid of kids Step two : prime rib Step three : rum Step four : at the very least about 4 shades of grey
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1 返信d 6d7565727465により編集済み: 2/10/2015 2:48:33 AM
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Have myself a good time with my friends and eat a big box of chocolates! [spoiler]And then paint the walls behind me brain-matter gray because I'm soul-crushingly alone[/spoiler] [spoiler]Jk my life is pretty good[/spoiler]
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8 通の返信Mentally survive the incoming flow of feelings and crushing depression that i bear upon myself, probably loosing even more of my sanity. Pretty much typical HS drama bull.
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1 返信In Japan, girls take the guys out on Valentine's. Our turn comes March 14th on "White Day." So I have no idea. I'll always remember the year we went to a restaurant where the chef had been on "The Iron Chef" TV show. Great food, and a personalized birthday cake at the end. Not sure what the secret ingredient was though.