Gonna watch a porn movie. 50 shades of grey something. Its a movie based on a horrible book. [spoiler]jk, will -blam!-ing never watch that movie.[/spoiler]
Everything about Valentines Day is evil. Firstly, love dovvy couples have ALL YEAR to be happy, this day won't amplify that. The true purpose is for sadistic narcissists to show their superiority above others, even though they themselves are mere consumerist pawns to the mega-corporations to benefit from it.
Dinner and romance.
Plus, we also have a V-Day "tradition" of piling the dogs into the car, going to a burger joint and getting each of the dogs a plain cheeseburger of their own.