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KrankRealityにより編集済み:
1/7/2015 1:10:41 PM
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To the aspiring doctors of the flood (LOL)
Diagnose me. Before anyone says anything, I'm going to see a doctor, but I would like to hear what the flood thinks. I know. That was a strange sentence. Everyone knows the flood doesn't [i]think.[/i]
Ok so
symptoms: I'm pretty much always having difficulty breathing.
Tonight especially I woke up three times in the middle of the night because I couldn't breathe/ was having shortness of breath. In fact. As I type right now I'm breathing manually.
Sometimes I find that my heart is beating unusually rapidly, however, that could just be me, suddenly hyper aware of the fact that I even have a heart.
Edit:
I do sometimes get a weird feeling in my left arm, almost like if I leaned on it too long so the blood flow was impeded. Except, I havent been leaning on it or anything like that.
I'm also always really tired/fatigued but I figure that could be because I'm still a teen and I don't always get the best of sleep.
I'll add more symptoms if I think of any, and eventually I'll drop the actual diagnose after I see a doctor.
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1 返信Sorry to inform you, but the shortness of breath is a symptom of being throat ducked by a ghost. Best of wishes sir
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Qwertyにより編集済み: 1/8/2015 2:35:08 AMIf you are at risk for diabetes, its probably that (blood sugar and such). If you have bad posture, it is probably your spine (When teenagers with bad posture hit a growths spurt, their spine will grow and get into a wierd position. Though if this was the case, you would have probably mentioned your spine (this happened to me as teen). Panic attacks, high amounts of caffiene, too much excersize (lol), and dehydration can cause your symptoms. If you are also having joint problems, low potassium is capable of doing this. This should lead you in the right direction, but you need to identify more or localize the symptoms. My guess would be dehydration or high caffience, as that is most common in youth. A lot of allergies and colds can cause everything but the heart, but I am assuming you would know if you have allergies or a cold and choose to disregard. Also, I am not a doctor.
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1 返信Could be a problem with your lungs or back. And I think you are creating more symptoms then you actually have, but that's my own discretion. By the way I'm not a doctor, and when you will call me a doctor, it won't be in the medical field, but I have asthma. Just go get it checked if it's really bothering you. Work out a little.
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1 返信Could be CHF, PNA, sleep apnea, any number of things. Being able to breathe is pretty high up there on the list of important things to keep doing today.... I recommend an actual doctor.
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1 返信Well I have a masters degree in Floodology and about to get my Ph.D and I can safely say you are suffering from: Pegboyitis Symptoms -being a fig -acting like Shishka (the original pegboy)
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1 返信Sounds like a voodoo witch doctor. May be someone from the flood you've upset. Make sure to pour salt in your socks and underwear to appease the breath demons.
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1 返信Your breath problem sounds like the reaction to allergies. For your other symptoms, it sounds like you have been eating too much fast food.
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4 通の返信just shortness of breath? or is accompanied by wheezing/coughing? does your heart beat feel irregular, or just beating abnormally fast at all times?
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3 通の返信All I can think about is you ate too much fried food and cholesterol is blocking your bloodstream. I'm not very good at the human body soo that's just what my mind has been bugging me to say
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2 通の返信Bapaotjeにより編集済み: 1/7/2015 2:09:40 PMYou appear to suffer a severe case of FGT Otherwise known as OP = fgt The desease can be contracted by shitposting The bad part is, there is no known cure to it
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4 通の返信As a 1st class Meducal Foctor I am sorry to say that you have contracted all of the following: Cancer AIDS Smallpox The Plague Ebola Bird Flu Bovine Tuberculosis Super Measles Inside-out Penis Syndrome (IPS) and Cholera Please remain calm, someone will be with you shortly to discuss your funeral arrangements.
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4 通の返信You just woke up from a really bizarre wet dream involving Morgan Freeman at a kids only swimming pool, though you are unaware of it your body is not, and is cowering in fear
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4 通の返信Depends on other factors like weight and if you smoke or drink, but I go asthma or or high blood pressure
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5 通の返信Can you hear your heart beat in your left ear and does the right side hurt more than left..
