I hope she dumps you. Her purpose isn't to impress you, or be appealing to your misogynistic ass. Get over yourself. You are not gods gift to mankind.

Are you sure the worst choice she made was not dying her hair but talking to you?

Stick your hand down her pants at the theater. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Talking is trying Also, blonde hair on gurls is op

Girls need to never dye or color their hair. Ever.

Friend decided to shout "-blam!- the police" as we were getting on a bus. Two officers pulled me off the bus because they thought I said it. Luckily my friend got off the bus and explained to them that he said it. Got i bunch of cool points when I got back on the bus, because everyone saw them pull me aside. It was still scary though.

Divert her from the movie to a body shop, buy her the natural hair colo/ur she started off with. Straight to the point really.

They died.

I don't understand the wording here.

Just some advice , tell her that her hair looks buetiful but you have to live with the blondleness of her hair...

Don't know if this counts but I was about to make out with this girl and right before that she says "I'm lesbian." It got real awkward.

My ex went blonde for her new boyfriend and she looked like shit, I told her (not those exact words lol) and less than a week later she changed it back. I felt kinda bad but honestly she looks a thousand times better with her natural hair color. I'm a brunette guy myself, so I may have been a little biased though. Lol

I'd rather not talk about it

I told my friend I was buying a crystal necklace for him. He then said "Isn't that the thing where all the Jews got killed and stuff."

Im stuck in a group project with a person who might have psychological problems. The art project is simple. Create a storyline, put that on a story board, then make a stop motion animation and present. My story was one I posted here a while back called "the lighter". It was about a man who carries a lighter around its supposed to "guide him" and it starts to die. So he gives it away. The man disappears and the person he gave it to finds out the diner they were in was demolished an the man with the lighter was dead. He ha to give up his material possessions. Now my teacher said it was great. He said no one likes plot twists and that it was unoriginal has -blam!-. Here's his idea [spoiler]so there's this prisoner in solitary confinement who slowly goes insane and proceeds to sharpen his teeth on the cement walls that are caging him and tear his own wrist open with his teeth and kill himself. The entire story board would be "black screens, blinking, a door opening, and death"[/spoiler] I said "that sounds really -blam!-ing gorey and dark dude" "Oh wtf man up that's not gorey" I mean DUDE. He wanted a guy to cut his wrist open with his damn teeth. Someone even found that funny. Im surrounded by madmen. (Glad I got out of that group last second...looks like I'm on my own)

Tell her the truth

I was texting someone at a lecture and I hit the "Call" button... She was sitting next to me...