I FREAKING HATE FREAKING SPONGEBOB AND ALL THE FREAKING FREAKY FREAKS IN THE FREAKIN FREAK SHOW, FREAKIN CHANGE THE FREAKIN OP FREAKING RIGHT FREAKING NOW!!!
You walk into your hipster coffee shop and from the corner of your eye you spot this qt3.14 sitting all alone with her headphones on. You order your over priced cup of dirty water and glance back at that qt pie only to lock eyes with hers and your turn back because you're a shy guy. Immediately you wonder if she noticed you looking at her and if she digs your red/black flannel shirt. You grab you cup and turn around to take a seat and shes standing right behind you. You faintly hear a song you recognize coming from her headphones.
"I- I love Modest Mouse"
She smiles.
Fast forward a few months and you're sitting with her on your apartment floor spinning records of your favorite bands. You chat with her for hours and you start to fall deeply in love with this girl. She's everything you ever wanted. She drives you home when you're drunk, she knits you a sweater because you are too broke to buy some, she loves you unconditionally. You marry her after a few years and at first things are great but she begins to change. She's no longer the free spirited girl you once knew, she becomes bitter, rude and verbally abusive. You still love her.. or at least you're still in love with the younger version of her. Counselling hasn't helped and now a baby is involved which makes her more bitter about life.
3 dark years later you're forced to file for divorce because her lust for control and physical abuse was too much for you. You pack your bags, take your daughter and leave to your new apartment and a new life without her. You eventually find a job that supports yourself and your daughter, you eventually buy a home and you eventually start feeling better. Despite all the changes you've made you still dream about her and her giant headphones smiling back at you in the coffee shop many years ago.
tfw true story
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