I need a good laugh!
Send me home crying! Come on!
[b]Congratulations!!! TheCosmicFish[/b]
[quote]You. You are the most vile, sub human piece of waste ever to plague the earth with your deformed, disgusting excuse for a body and face.
The horribly rancid, sickly sweet stench of your festering body fluids mix in just the right way with the tuna cannery odour that wafts up from the Hellmouth-like pit that contains your pimple pod and tangled mass of mouldy pubes to make me vomit in my mouth.
Your unparalleled, monumental stupidity would be the undoing of the human species if it weren't for the total lack of willpower, motivation or the mental faculties to control the motor functions required to do ANYTHING.
You are a terrible heap of trash and you are evil. If you ever want to be good, do good, help people, love or be loved know this: nothing you do is right and every time you try to help someone (no matter how much you want to) you will only cause them endless pain and deep, disturbing mental trauma.
You deserve the most painful, horrific torture that the most depraved, sadistic mind could EVER conceive. -blam!- you. I HATE you.[/quote]
[b]YOU SENT ME HOME CRYING!!! :D[/b]
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1 返信Kainamiiにより編集済み: 12/16/2014 5:05:27 AMOnce, there was a lie detecting machine that would erase those it detected lying from existence. A man suspected of cheating on his wife was brought before the machine. "I think only of you!" He said to his wife, and nothing happened. Next person up was a politician accused of treason. "I think only of my country!" He pleaded, and nothing happened to him too. Valiant Titan was watching this from nearby among a crowd of people. One stranger turned to him and asked: "Wow that's amazing! What are your thoughts on such a machine?" Valiant Titan replied, "I think-" He was promptly erased from existence.
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1 返信You're so bad at driving, you make other drivers uncomfortable! [spoiler][b][u] ⊂_ヽ \\ _ \( •_•) F < ⌒ヽ A / へ\ B / / \\ U レ ノ ヽ_つ L / / O / /| U ( (ヽ S | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ[/u][/b][/spoiler]