I need a good laugh!
Send me home crying! Come on!
[b]Congratulations!!! TheCosmicFish[/b]
[quote]You. You are the most vile, sub human piece of waste ever to plague the earth with your deformed, disgusting excuse for a body and face.
The horribly rancid, sickly sweet stench of your festering body fluids mix in just the right way with the tuna cannery odour that wafts up from the Hellmouth-like pit that contains your pimple pod and tangled mass of mouldy pubes to make me vomit in my mouth.
Your unparalleled, monumental stupidity would be the undoing of the human species if it weren't for the total lack of willpower, motivation or the mental faculties to control the motor functions required to do ANYTHING.
You are a terrible heap of trash and you are evil. If you ever want to be good, do good, help people, love or be loved know this: nothing you do is right and every time you try to help someone (no matter how much you want to) you will only cause them endless pain and deep, disturbing mental trauma.
You deserve the most painful, horrific torture that the most depraved, sadistic mind could EVER conceive. -blam!- you. I HATE you.[/quote]
[b]YOU SENT ME HOME CRYING!!! :D[/b]
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Here, take this pot plant. When someone asks you, "Why are you carrying that pot plant?" You [b]will reply[/b] [i]"I am carrying this pot plant until it has replaced all of the perfectly good Oxygen I have wasted during my lifetime"[/i] If you should choose to put the pot plant down, you [i]will[/i] become a pot plant. Now go tell me what's on the other side of that tree!
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1 返信Wanna hear a black/mexican joke? Nevermind. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Charlotteにより編集済み: 12/16/2014 1:26:44 PM[spoiler]Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of elderberries!! Haha![/spoiler] Someone already used that ^ :'( Looketh over yonder! A creature of flight! Looketh! HAHA!! Madest thou look! Thou art a gullible fool! So endeth the trickery.
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3 通の返信I want to look you straight in the eye and tell you what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit you are!!!! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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2 通の返信ShaneMau5により編集済み: 12/16/2014 10:38:06 AM
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1 返信Silly Sodにより編集済み: 12/16/2014 11:54:44 AMPLEB Definition "inoffensive insult used by upper middle classes to suggest recipient is a moron of working class origin" Caution Use of this term if used incorrectly can result in imprisonment for the recipient and a £3 million legal bill for the user. However, in most situations the insult will render the victim unable to formulate a fitting riposte due to said victim rolling about on the floor laughing.
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1 返信fochtman09により編集済み: 12/16/2014 12:33:15 PMGo shit yourself you cock socker you get balls of rolled up shit for Christmas in your stocking because you don't know what your bich mother is she is my bitch you want to go home to her well you can't cause she died from an erection guess who's mine you fuk! (Did I do a good job?)