Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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1 返信Super Christian kid to Jewish girl: you need Jesus in your life little missy Jewish girl: I don't believe in Jesus Super Christian Kid: What? Of course you do!
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42 通の返信This is a conversation that happened- Teacher- "How many phases of the moon are there?" Student- "Two!" Me- "Yep, there are also twelve different moons!" Student- "Really?!" Me- "My god." Teacher- "Stop it! She's not smart enough to get sarcasm!" Everyone started cracking up [spoiler]I'm in 8th grade.[/spoiler]
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85 通の返信Quasarにより編集済み: 10/30/2015 10:38:38 PM
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4 通の返信-ACTUALLY HAPPENED! Not trolling, just thought I'd let you know. This is Texas for ya.- "Wasn't the Boston Massacre that thing that happened on 9/11 with the movie theatre?" She was serious. Not kidding. She can vote soon. The world is dead.
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1 返信Not sure if it was a joke or it was real but one of the people I know most said to the teacher "My ruler's not working correctly"
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3 通の返信CJClev99により編集済み: 10/27/2015 12:33:32 PM
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4 通の返信Some girl said "If we were allies with Hitler, how did he lose?" I'm in the US, you could imagine the amount of wtf on people's faces
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I was doing a presentation on Jackie Chan for my humanities class. I mentioned a weird fact that Jackie Chan was born after 12 months through C - section because he wouldn't come out. A football player raised his hands and asked "why is that weird?" And I said "because that's 3 months longer than usual" He then goes on to say " I thought babies were born after a year" The whole room exploded in laughter
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22 通の返信Girl in 6th grade: "Did you know you can make ice hot?" Me: "No, *her name* you can't." My friend: "yeah it's impossible." Girl: "No it's true! Watch." (Runs out of classroom, comes back with cup of ice. Puts ice in microwave.) Girl: "Just watch, it will work." (Thirty seconds later, takes it out and feels it. Puts it back in because it's not hot. Repeated process until we have water.) She was never allowed to forget that moment ever since.
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2 通の返信takun39により編集済み: 9/26/2015 6:10:37 PMOK then so I'm part japanese and my friends half black. Few days ago we played jeopardy in English and I got grouped with him, a few of my other friends and some of the girls. One of em says... " I wonder if you put them together you'd get a darker color...." *ultimate facepalm*