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-when Friday is now replace with xurday -when Tuesday now is the beginning of the week -when Monday is the day to finish up the raid that you had the checkpoint for 3 days in a row -when the clouds cover up the sun and you emediatl u think "public event" -when you dream about getting the weapon you want -when you read these forums like some news paper -when you think about destiny for half the day -when you get home and you say.."finally..destiny." -when you wake up very early on Friday to see what xur is selling -when you here something random and you think there referencing destiny like for example someone said something about patience and time..and you think of the sniper instead of the meaning -when you can name all the exotics in destiny on the top of your head -when you feel like you've gained a level when it's your birthday -when you wonder if there's any light in your clothing a you where -when xur becomes your drug dealer -when you just bust out a destiny joke that no one understands -when capes become cloaks -when armbands become bonds -when all waitress towels become marks -when you look at some guy and you determine if he's a hunter warlock or titan -when you feel like you need to bust out a novabomb at that annoying co worker next to you -when you want to fist of ImGonnaF*ckYouUp your really annoying boss -when you feel like the more energy you get during the day the faster your super is gonna regenerate -when your willing to buy your friend a console just to play destiny with you -when playing destiny is more important then half the things your doing in the day -when life starts to feel like some grind that your working really hard for -when you want to googled up something and you automatically type destiny first as if it was in the game -when your console controller battery dies much quicker and you have to plug it in -when cheese doesn't mean food anymore -when looking at the moon and you wonder "is there any hives on the dark side of the moon" -when you want to go to the moon more then ever -when free time becomes destiny time -when all your friends head back home drunk from a bar and text you "what have you been up to" and you reply with "Crota's end" -when you realize you have no friends left..

True story so my teacher also plays destiny so when he was late on a Tuesday this conversation happened. Teacher: "sorry I'm late" Me: "let me guess nightfalls." Teacher : "....yea but I got an Icebreaker,shadow peice, and helm of saint -14. Me: "is it rambow burn?" Teacher: "no its Valus juggler" (pre nerf) Me: "fuuuuuck" Other student: "what are you guys talking about."

When you realize that Gandalf soloed the raid boss and only got chatterwhite.

You know you play too much when... You're putting clothes away and you start twirling the clothes hangar on your finger like it's the Last Word.

When you close your eyes and all you can here is thorn or last word... Suddenly wake up and think... What a fag

When your having sex and you say [spoiler]well at least it's chained up[/spoiler]

You know you play too much... When you head to your local firearms store on Wednesdays. When you look through your house for Xur on Fridays. When you throw socks at a co-worker and yell NOVA BOMB! When a radar appears in the top left corner of your FOV when you hear a noise in your house. When you wait for a Warsat when a cloud covers the sun. When you try to summon your sparrow. When you call that cat with a weird face Skolas. When you call the change in your wallet Strange Coins, Silver, and Glimmer. When you go spelunking expecting to find Crota. When you hear a plane overhead and look in the sky for a Skiff or a Ketch. When you talk like Variks, yessss? When you set a hammer on fire. When you stick a knife in a wire and run around in the public, yelling "THIS. IS. ARCBLADE!" And trying to do showstopper as the police shove you in a patrol car. When you call things OP on a regular basis. When you wear a cardboard graviton forfeit and try to shoot infinitely in archery lessons. When you try to snipe people across the park with a Nerf Maverick When you push your hands out, waiting for Ward of Dawn during an office war. When you scare off a girl by talking about the raid. When you self res in an office nerf war. When you pace yourself with a Nerf Longshot thinking Ammo will regen. When you don't remember what the disc looks like because you have had it in there for so long. When you cry for Bungie to nerf the table you stubbed your toe on. When someone says something needs patience and time you say "I dismantled it." When you hear the beeping of your co-worker's computer/phone and think you dismantle Mines or die, yesssss? When you name your Jimmy Ballerhorn, Gjallarhorn, Gjally, or Crota.

When your in science and you learn about cells and you wonder if the archon priest is still inside

When you're on this app all day

When you play for 30 minutes and it turns into 5 hours

When iam sitting on the toilet i always think about this line that shax says: 1 final push and victory is ours

When you see a crowd of people in a movie and wonder how many orbs you can generate with a single nova bomb

When you pray to RNGesus