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12/3/2014 5:01:02 AM
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things you don't want to hear on a plane
"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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32 通の返信Şpøöký ßëåřにより編集済み: 12/4/2014 3:53:13 AM"Hello passengers, if you look outside of the right window you'll see Flight 647 challenging us to a race. Remain in your seat and fasten you're seat belts. This shit is about to get real."
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4 通の返信Spyroにより編集済み: 12/4/2014 3:05:05 AMSex noises I've once sat next to the bathroom on a airplane and I saw a man and a woman go in. I was like, "Okay, that was weird" Minutes later I started to hear moaning and I knew exactly what was going on. Since I like to be a d***, I got out of my seat, walked up to the bathroom door and smacked it very hard 3 times, BOOM BOOM BOOM and everything stopped. 20 seconds later or so the couple went out of the bathroom and they were looking around the seats trying to figure out who it was. They didn't know it was me, because I was already in my seat playing Angry Birds.
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1 返信Hey dude thanks for getting me a plane for Christmas I always wanted to drive one since I dropped out in 8th grade
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"What does this button do?" "We're out of peanuts." "You think those 20 virgins will actually be there?" "Wow, look at these cool hats!" "I've flown helicopters before, how hard could this be?"
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If you'll look to your right, you'll see jimmie Savile and the pope hanging onto the right wing. Would the passengers in C-2 and C-3 please move, Nigel Farage wants to lie on his side. Our departure location has been changed from South Korea, to North Korea, due to a very convincing pistol pointed at my head. We apologise for any inconvenience.
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