So i was watching my kid at the mall. i was with my kid lighting this big ass christmas tree. When my kid decides to run around. So i figured yeah whatever, hes just running. So i look down at my phone for a second, next thing i know, i see some guy kick my kid to the -blam!-ing ground. Like who the hell does he think he is? so my kids lying there a pretty long distance away, out of breath and clearly in pain, and that guy is just standing there gripping his balls in pain for some reason and then the security guards escort him out. I overheard someone say he got banned from the mall for good. what do i do? i mean he kicked my kid!.... [spoiler]Obvious Parody thread is obvious[/spoiler]