My Exo has grown tired of analyzing the corpses of all the aliens he's killed It's time to analyze dat ass ~(・・~） For science, of course. For science…

By the time I arrived, they woud've been nerfed into men.

Shut up and take my money!

You hear of a strip club called destiny. You decide to pay a visit even though reviews tell you not to. You arrive there to see that the club clearly looks unfinished. You see Old, torn banners that look like they've been there for a few months,advertising that "More's coming" flicker in the wind. And whats even more surprising is that they are charging 60 bucks for entry. You decide to pay it because you don't want to judge a book by its cover. You enter to be surprised that the basic elements to what makes a strip club good isn't present. The bartender asks the same questions as if she's on a loop. Some asshole called the cryptarch takes your fancy coat and returns it in horrible condition. You're not allowed to buy certain items until you hit an appropriate level. And all the strippers are fully clothed. all the alcohol bottles and workers look the same. The bottles and strippers don't have any names. You find out that you must access some online database called the "Grimore" to find out. You hear that this club has some sort of Rng system when it comes to private dances. To your left you see a man who has invested all his time and money in hopes of getting a private dance. You watch as she walks past him and asks the person behind him who barely got there and didn't spend a dime on her if they wanted a dance. She walks away with him and you see the other man angry and dissappointed while others shout insults like "shut up meg" and "2/100 tears collected" at him. You see a fully clothed stripper dace on the center stage. You find out that you must pay 20 bucks for her to un button a button on her 6 button shirt. You find it ridiculous but do it anyway. Once you have blown all your money on this one stripper and she is about to take off her shirt,the curtains suddenly fall around her. You tell yourself "wait,thats it?" You're angry and ask for the manager. A man named Deej comes to you and asks what the problem is. You tell him that you paid money to see strippers and that right when she was about to take off her shirt,the show ends abruptly. You are told by deej that in order to see the rest of the show,you must pay 20 bucks for the expansion for her to be shirtless and an additional 20 for no pants. But you're more than welcome to keep watching her button and unbutton her shir on a loop as long as you like. You can either pay when they are available or pay 35 for the season pass. He also informs you on free content also being available but won't specify when or if its actually new and not reskins. You decide you had enough and leave while others insult you as you walk out claiming that you're stupid for leaving. As you walk out you see a group talking to someone who is as fed up as you. Even though he offers valid points on why this club is a rip off and overhyped but the group refuses to listen. They call him meg and go back inside to try to find a dance they will never get. You offer the man a ride to another strip club called the Far Cry. As you and your new friend drive off, you see the flickering old banners indicating that More's coming in your mirror one last time. As they get further away you scoff: "Yea,Right"

Make sure to bring Plan C in case you make some horrible drunken choices.....

No pay 100 for the dance and the biatch puts a shit display and says "lol give me an extra 30 and come back in 3 months" on the other note would pay millions to chill with Xur and the Speaker

Destiny would nerf it as soon as people started going to it. Lol.

yes

Id watch the queen go face down ass up for a dollar sure. I'll gladly remove myself when her brother gets on stage though. :0

Do we get to push the strippers off the edge, too?

The Queen, Stranger and lady of the Shipwright. I would die a happy man.

Only if the awoken queen is there

Strip club, no because I'm not 13. Casino, yes because this is pretty much already a giant slot machine. Put bullets in and see if you get a proze.

That would make it a "m" rated game

Well yeah I'd go. Once. Robot people with boobs sounds like something you have to see just once. Kind of like going to the freak show at the carnival. Something everyone should see once but if you find yourself going every day there may be something wrong with you.

Make it hail glimmer stones

I literally laughed out loud! Roll tide

I dunno about that but i feel they could have used the lounge spaces better. Like gambling or other table games with glimmer, loot, mats etc. every area has a lounge space thats useless

BRO MAN YOU ARE RESPONDING EVERY MESSAGE THATS SOME WORK

strip club: probably not. while I would love to see some Exo Booty, remember this game is rted Teen, and bungie will keep it that way. Casino: wouldn't be too bad, I would love a game of poker with other Guardians! slot machines: I could spend an hour on the Slots in Borderlands 2, probably wasted millions on it. good idea.

Id go there and beat my dick like it owes me money.

It would be called the vault of A$$ and there would be knob Goblins there for your pleasure.

Yes to both

I'm gonna shower the queen in glimmer so she let's me swampboat her. Its motorboating but with her asscheeks. Mmmm