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Tyre 4770により編集済み:
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"MythoClast Me"
She leaned toward his ear, whispering to him softly, yet seductively. "..Mythoclast me, baby." Then, she pointed her gun in the air, looking up, and began spinning in circles as he shot her virtual body with the Vex Mythoclast until the mag was emptied.
[spoiler][b]This is an inside joke between me and my boyfriend. I expect weird reactions and a bunch of lol's so[/b][/spoiler]
[spoiler][b]For those who are to -blam!-ing lazy to scroll through comments and shit, here is the explanation behind this stupid-ass post.[/b]
[i]"It originally started as a joke between me and my Boyfriend because he got the Mythoclast before I did.
I wanted him to shoot me with it because it sounds so damn magical.
I wanted to say "Mythoclast Me", but there were other people in the party, so I started saying it, got embarrassed, and said "I'm not finishing that sentence." I was then forced to say it.
The reaction was priceless.
Then, earlier today, I posted something on facebook because we were talking about it.
It was originally
"[b] *whispers seductively*
"..Mythoclast me." [/b]"
But then I took my superior writing skeelz to the test and this happened.
I was then dare to post it here.
The end."[/i][/spoiler]
[spoiler][b]It has come to my attention that some people don't like this post.
I understand that.
I was dared to post it and I usually take dares seriously.
[i]If you don't have something nice to say, don't say it at all.
Also, treat others how you want to be treated.[/i][/b][/spoiler]
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1 返信Lmfao, idk why people would hate. I think it's funny as hell IMO. Just make sure to practice safe Vex.
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10 通の返信Lol the thing I don't get is why it would be so difficult to say "mythoclast me." Even "mythoclast all over me" is fine; it's for the sake of funny. Me and my friends have said some really gay shit, but it's all for a good laugh. There's nothing embarrassing about having fun girl, more power to you!
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1 返信HorseManOfDeathにより編集済み: 11/28/2014 2:47:29 PMKinda had the same happen to me, but not with a significant other. I killed this guy a lot in a skirmish match, and I suppose I made him mad. He sends me a message that says, "Rumble me kid" ._. This game can have some weird terminology. I lol'd at your post though. 10/10 would read again Edit: Why are people taking this topic so seriously? It's supposed to be a joke...
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4 通の返信Even after reading both Spoilers, this is about as funny as a fart in a phone box.
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1 返信This post was so unfunny that I'm bumping it so other people have to read it like I did.
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2 通の返信Wait wait. I got a joke. Thorn me. A hahaha ha! Hillaruous I got another. Suros me Ahahahahaha. I am on a roll!
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1 返信Fair play to you both. Wish my wife would play games, I'd happily unload my mag into her face....:P
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20 通の返信Zero_86Xにより編集済み: 11/28/2014 1:46:53 PMyou probably wont be satisfied with the mythoclast alone youll need a whole raid of ppl carrying the gjallarhorn. attention whoring much o.o [spoiler]I dont find this post funny i hate OP for being retarded i slightly hope HE/she dies[/spoiler]
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1 返信Whoa, whoa, whoa- hey now, this game is rated T for teen, better calm down with all that Mythoclast you got goin on over there lol
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10 通の返信Usually people dont dont tell about their inside jokes. Cry for attention? Whore? Stay tuned to the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z TO FIND OUT!!
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