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11/24/2014 5:49:52 PM
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who the hell is RNGesus
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9 通の返信Wow google is your friend. RNG is your mom and she randomly produced you, a shitty legendary nobody uses.
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RNGesus, the fickle deity, one of many in Destiny's pantheon of Gods. RNGesus is the deity of luck, gift, and ill fortune. Some say you are either born lucky or simply not. But true believers know that it is RNGesus that watches over you as you kill enemies, when you open chests, and when you finally finish a mission. Utter a prayer to Him, as you hope for rewards. If you do not think that is enough, offer a sacrifice so as to appease Him. He is often bored, and his favorite past time is to toy with the hopes and dreams of Guardians.
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1 返信RNGesus is the entity that will bless and/or shit on you whenever chance/luck is involved. Almighty RNGesus is everywhere.
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1 返信RNGesus is Tom Selik standing behind a curtain spinning a wheel to decide what items you get.
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7 通の返信RNGesus was created the same way that original Jesus was. Fictitiously! That way a person can have false hope in getting what they want and also have someone to blame when things don't go their way.
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7 通の返信Orcaにより編集済み: 11/24/2014 6:10:42 PMIt is the entity that gives everything you could ever wish for in destiny tosomeone else in your fireteam.
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2 通の返信he is the person I'm happy with at the moment since i just got a legendary engram from leveling up the cryptarch and i was wishing for hawkmoon and got it from that engram
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2 通の返信Random Number Generator+Jesus lol RNG is how the loot system in the game is...completely random...unless you're towards the boot of the leaderboards then you luck out
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2 通の返信He's the troll in the sky that gives exotics to poor performers while people at the top of the list get shafted.
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Rng is the system in place that determines loot chances (or something on the lines of that). So people combined rng with Jesus as a way to make them feel as though they have some way of getting better luck.
