One of the hives was supposed to make a certain number of killing that day. He didn't meet the Crota

^ i tried. (hopefully the image doesnt disappear)

You may have Patience and Time but I always get the last word

I was running through the vault of glass and got tempted by all the gorgon gaze.

I'm not saying you're lazy when I say that you're interesting

What is small, pink, and can't git gud?[spoiler]your penis[/spoiler]

You've gotta be kitten me right meow. Another one of these threads

Eewy

NO MORE PUNS! They're just as tearable as thin toilet paper!

A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, "Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?" The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished. Finally, the son said, "Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball." The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, "If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have." And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a pink ping pong ball. The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however, was never seen again. The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday. "Father," replied the son, "I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a tenpack of pink ping pong balls." The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. he said therefore, "If it is a tenpack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a tenpack of pink ping pong balls you shall have." And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a tenpack of pink ping pong balls. The boy took the tenpack of balls to his room and the next morning, not a single ball remained, merely the empty husk of the tenpack. The father wondered where ten pink ping pong balls might disappear to, but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again. The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday. "Father," said the son to this, "I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls." The father was beyond surprise, but decided to make sure he had not misheard. "A carton of pink ping pong balls?" "A carton of pink ping pong balls," the boy confirmed. "I can't understand your fascination with pink ping pong balls," said the father, "but if it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you want, it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you shall have." And so, the next day, the boy was given as his birthday present a carton of pink ping pong balls. The boy was delighted and took the carton to his room. The next day, miraculously (as if by magic, even) the pink ping pong balls had all disappeared. "Dear son," said the father, "I must ask now, what do you do with all those pink ping pong balls?" The son, however, was reluctant to tell him. "Please humor me, dear father." The carton of pink ping pong balls, however, was never seen again. The next year, it was clear that the son would get a car, but the father felt that, perhaps, his son also had some other wish apart from the obvious. So, one day before the son's 18th birthday, the father asked him whether he had a special wish for his birthday. "Dearest father," the son started, "I have everything a young man could possibly want, but there is one craving in me. I would, more than anything, want a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls." One of these years, his father thought, I should get to the bottom of this. However, he decided to humor his son's wish. At least he had been wise enough to buy shares in a pink ping pong ball factory. The next day, the son was given the address of a warehouse where all his new pink ping pong balls were stored. The son was delighted and decided to spend the next night in the warehouse rather than at home. The following morning, the son stepped out of the warehouse, but it seemed to be empty otherwise. The father had a closer look and indeed, apart from empty cardboard boxes, nothing was left inside the warehouse. No pink ping pong balls were left. The following year, one day before the son's 19th birthday, the father braced himself for another warehouse of pink ping pong balls. He asked his son what his deepest desire was and he had not been entirely wrong. "Father, you have made me very happy these last years and this year I ask of you a shipload of pink ping pong balls if at all possible." It was possible, if only because the father had by now bought each and every factory of pink ping pong balls in the country. The next day, the father took his son to the harbor and showed him a huge tanker and told his son that there were millions, billions, trillions of pink ping pong balls in there. "Father," the son said, "You've made me very happy yet again." That night, the son spent on board the tanker. The next morning, not a single of the pink ping pong balls could be found, but the son was happy. A few days before his 20th birthday, however, the son had a terrible road accident and was taken to the hospital. His father visited the young man in hospital. "My dear son! Can I bring you anything to make you feel better?" Weakly, the son sat up in bed. "Father, dearest father, grant me this wish; just one tenpack of pink ping pong balls." The father held his son's hand tightly. "Whatever you wish my son, but I have to give you one condition. Even if it may be embarrassing, I must know what you did with all those pink ping pong balls." "Very well, father, but please indulge me first. I will tell you whatever you wish to know after you have given me the ten pink ping pong balls." The father thought that was fair enough and the next day brought his son the ten asked for pink ping pong balls. The son smiled weakly but seemed too weak to talk. "Son, I leave these pink ping pong balls with you and shall come back tomorrow to ask of you what you have done with all those pink ping pong balls." The son nodded weakly. The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room. "Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls," the father requested. The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter. "I-" the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth. "I- I-" Then he died.

I could give you tips on how to play with sniper rifles..but i haven't got the Time and Patience. I would use rockets in the crucible, but most players can't handle the Truth. Hand cannon users are so argumentative, they always have to have The last word. What do you call a machine gun dinosaur? an AutoShooterSuros. The black heart was bored, so he decided to go play in his back garden. The Vex are so old fashioned. I'm not surprised at the one legged Archon priest being one of the fallen. A harpy called gor, split up with his wife. When i asked her where he had gone, she replied " GOR GONE" I went for a picnic with atheon but I couldn't stop laughing when he slipped into the stream. I heard there is a new vault of glass mode coming out, difficulty level: Shard Mode.

What's the Cryptarch's favorite music? [spoiler]Blues[/spoiler] Yo mama so fat, that she needs two Ghosts to revive her! Yo mama so fat that when she wears Chatterwhite, everyone thinks she's the Traveler! And last but certainly not least... [i]I used to be a Guardian like you, then I took a [u]sparrow[/u] to the knee.[/i] I tried to do a Goblin but it gave me Harpies. Yo mama so fat, that the second she enters the Vault of Glass, she pushes Atheon off the edge!

I saw this hot chick on the side of the road so I honked at her. She flipped me off. Since when is it rude to give a ghalAhorn?

What's an Exos' favorite steak sauce? A.1F19X-RYL

When you have a girl on a date, when things start going a bit [b]bad juju[/b], il give you some [b]super good advice[/b]. Whip out your [b]strange suspect[/b] and give her a dose of the [b]truth [/b], I've found its a great [b]ice breaker [/b]. When the [b]devil you know[/b] starts getting difficult, ask her to use [b]her right hand[/b] and cover it in some [b]pretorian foil[/b], then you can really start unleashing the [b]thunderlord[/b]. Just play it [b]fair and square[/b] until you get the [b]last word[/b]. If she starts shouting some [b]invective[/b], just tell her not to be such a [b]thorn[/b] in your side. If she's a [b]unwilling soul [/b], don't worry, just tell her to take [b]the chance [/b] on your [b]dark below [/b].

Not a pun, but a poem: There once was a thread about puns It's all destiny and doesn't belong Here in the land of OffTopic We don't like it when this happens So go edit your post For the forum it fits most Or we will NUKE THIS THREAD FROM ORBIT!

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