call of duty Advance Warfare Campaign

I'm working...you know...at work, because I'm a true earner.

Drinking coffee. Reading a Rotational Kinematics free ePUB. Earlier I played a round of Magic 2015.

ACU its actually pretty fun as compared to the past few assassin creeds

Taking a shit

Same thing I do every day pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Well I have to go to my therapy sessions now here is how it went down. Therapist: So how are you today Me: *hunched up in chair looking at his surroundings* I I I'm good yeah yeah good I don't have a problem. Therapist: Okay so why do you think you're here? Me: They hate me they want to keep it away from me they HIDE IT FROM ME! Therapist: Okay? What did they hide from you? Me: the secrets the answers to life the one the speaker speaks of the traveller THEY HIDE ME FROM MY DESTINY! Therapist: I am assuming this is some form game? Me: A GAME! JUST SOME GAME! THIS MY DESTINY! Therapist: Sir calm down. Now would you consider yourself insane? Me: no no no I am completely sane I am not crazy at all. *looks at one of the bodyguards* Hey wanna see a trick come here I will show you. Bodyguard: * comes over to me* Me: Just just just look down there *points inside sleeve* Bodyguard: *looks in side sleeve* Me: * knife flies out sleeve and into bodyguards eye* Bodyguard: Aaaaaaargh what the hell crap my eye Me: *pulls out blade from the guards eye and stabs him in the neck* WHERE'S MY DESTINY HUH WHERE IS IT! *looks at therapist and points knife at him* YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS HUH YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS HUH BITCH WHERE IS IT! *two other guards burst in a grab him* Me: GET OFF ME I NEED MY DESTINY Therapist: Sir sir calm down sir sir calm down. SIR SIR CALM DOWN Me: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU ASSHOLE WHERE IS MY DESTINY. Therapist: Sir sir calm down down. Go go go get your parents go go get your parents Me: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! Therapist: SIR SIR GO GET YOUR PARENTS CALM DOWN! Me: DON'T TELL ME TO GET MY PARENTS YOU -blam!-! Therapist: Sir stop swearing get your parents. *points at guard to get parents* Me: * stabs the to guards holding me down in the throat runs up to therapist and grabs her by the neck with knife at her throat* Where is it huh where is my destiny let me find my destiny WHERE IS IT Guard: *runs in with parents then shoots me with a tranquilliser dart* Me: * starts to stumble* where where is my is my desti...ny..... * collapses* Now I am in my room locked up in a straight jacket typing this with my toes staring at my console waiting to be able to play destiny again.

Trimming my neckbeard. For it has infused with my chest hair.

I'm spending my time praying and making animal sacrifices so that they get their shit together and fix their disconnect issues.

Watching the news. There's a tiger roaming around Disneyland Paris. [spoiler]I'm serious, look it up! [/spoiler]

Well I'm going through Destiny withdrawals and I mistook a homeless man for a thrall... I'm gonna go play GTA V or something

The usual not playing destiny