[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGoComqCj38]Somebody once told me if you wanna fuck a pony[/url]
I should get a filly into my bed
She was looking kind of young, had no marking on her bum
And a horn on the front of her forehead
Well I won't stop thrustin till my nuts start bustin
Get them while they're young, naive and still trustin
Knew I was making an awful mess
My brain says "no" but my cock says "yes"
Old 'nuff to pee, old 'nuff for me
So what's wrong with fucking the fillies?
You'll never know if you don't try
Rutting into those little white thighs
[Chorus]
Go on, it's okay now, don't need to be afraid
Hey now, you're a fiddler, get your fuck on, get laid
Those delectable foals
Only stupid chumps like 'em old
Moon's a cool place and they say it gets colder
Beauty they say's in the eye o' the beholder
The celestial guards beg to differ
Judging by the "wanted" sign starring my picture
When I get caught, I know I'm gettin flayed
But I'll be damned if I'm stopping anyway
I've got an itch for little white horse
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
[Chorus x2]
Somebody once asked "was it worth it for the ass?
Even the scandal, banishment and disgrace?"
I said "Well, for Sweetie Belle
I could do a couple years in hell
for just another sniff of that mane"
Well I won't stop thrustin till my nuts start bustin
Get them while they're young, naive and still trustin
Knew I was making an awful mess
My brain says "no" but my cock says "yes"
Old 'nuff to pee, old 'nuff for me
So what's wrong with fucking the fillies?
You'll never know if you don't try
Rutting into those little white thighs
[Chorus]
Those delectable foals
Only stupid chumps like 'em old
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2 通の返信I wrote those lyrics several months ago and posted them to /mlp/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKYzm7JbgHc
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3 通の返信Funny I made a Facebook post this morning Unfollowed a bunch of tumblr users because they said only men sexualized MLP characters and it threatens their feminism to which I say Absurd. Everyone wants to bone a pony
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1 返信Zondaにより編集済み: 1/20/2015 6:29:51 PM
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16 通の返信Engrapadora makes 100 people commit suicide in one day upon reading is horse porn posts once again!
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3 通の返信Pizza Shibeにより編集済み: 11/9/2014 2:11:18 PM
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These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.
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1 返信... If you will excuse me, I have some history to delete and some internet related decisions to rethink. Like "why oh why did I try to actually sing along to the tune of all star"
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