THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN PLAY DESTINY: 1.) Jam toothpicks under my toenails and drop kick bowling balls 2.) Jump off a really tall building and land on a bike with no seat 3.) Eat an entire bowl of my roomates scab collection instead of my usual morning cornflakes 4.) Slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own butthole 5.) Rub one out with a cheese grater in a wading pool of lemon juice and margarita salt 6.) Insert a glass rod into my d!ck and then smash it with a hammer 7.) Slide down razor wire crotch first 8.) Run naked backwards through a cornfield anyone got anything else they would like to add? =)™