Dear Crota, We're still on your side. Sincerely, Zebra and Monkey

You guys take this shit to serious

THIS...IS.....DESTINY! (Cheeses Crota off cliff)

Dear humanity We regret being alien bastards We regret coming to earth And we most definitely regret that the corp just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet Johnson

*locks and loads weapons and puts terminator style sunglasses on over helmet*

Crota likes to get on his knees and stay there for some reason. :/

Crota, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for black wax idols, I can tell you I don't have glimmer. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over the last six weeks. Skills that make me a nightmare for Hive like you. If you let my Luna go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will don my Jackolyte, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[i]You may have defeated the mightiest Cabal, the most ravaging Fallen, and the vastest Vex, but know this defender of the light, I alone captured your precious moon. I alone stood against the Traveler and penetrated through its armor of light and drained it of its life force. I stand at the apex of evolution. I became a God the very moment my blade sliced through the Traveler's heart. All of you are just blind weaklings that only focus on becoming legend. You will find none of that in the deeps of the Hellmouth. You will not achieve victory and glory once you stand at the end of my blade. Spawn your mightiest warriors, summon your mightiest sorcerers, bring forth your wise scavengers. I await your arrival. You hide behind your fancy guns and your so called powerful light. Stand before me, rise your sword against mine, and embrace your imminent defeat. This time, there are no relics, Time's Vengeance, and no cliffs to aid you. Only a watery arena that is eager to drown your soul. No enemy of the darkness had enough light to extinguish my darkest rage, not even your broken "god". There is only one advantage for you once you arrive at my domains... Your death will be quick.... but with every advantage comes a weakness....Your death will be the most painful one you have ever felt.[/i]

Crota is just a normal sized knight with different helmet and helmet shades and color

The Virginity is strong with this one

[i]Long ago, the moon fell to Scrota. He wielded a sword so dark it was longer than any ruler it touched. Now Scrota sleeps, but his morning wood does not. The Warlocks believe the Sword is bedroom chamber guarded by the Swarm princesses. If you can face them and steal his viagra, we can see it is never wielded again.[/i]

Can you not be a faglord