Which of the following have I not said:
Yes. I am afraid of black stuff.
People learn English all the time. It aren't that hard.
I'm just chillin. That's the only rule on Blue Team. Chill.
I cheat on almost all of my school assignments
I have experimented with men
I have never tried weed
Answer:
[spoiler]i have experimented with men is the lie LOL[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Cake.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m f[i]u[/i]cking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]My pants are currently on fire.[/spoiler]