Destiny has been out for a small while now, and I have skipped many a day of school and responsibilities to play it - as a result, I consider myself to be an expert on not only Destiny, but also on everything ever. Due to my absolute amazing abilities, I have named myself Sir Tyrant Pope Emperor King Leader of this cry-munity. In accordance with this revelation, I have created a list intended for those responsible for both creating and fixing the game, to read, and reflect upon. Since I am the expert on everything, you don't have a choice, and you also work for me now. 1. You should have included all planned content with the game from Day 1, for free. (Including random ideas you had while drunk). That way, I could beat everything and then comment on how there's not enough content. Either way, I am the winner. 2. Why did you not make me the only one who couldn't die? I expected that, upon entering PvP, that my mere presence would kill every enemy player immediately, and repeatedly. 3. Why can't you match colors? Almost everyone knows the difference between green and blue, blue and purple. Why don't you? 4. Nightfall is too hard. Stop pandering to those who play more. 5. Nightfall is too easy. Stop pandering to casuals. 6. Raid is too challenging. I should be able to solo. Final boss should be an unarmed level 1 Dreg, who commits suicide upon seeing my glorious form. 7. These guns are too good, please nerf. 8. These guns are too weak, now useless. 9. Low effort is not yielding high reward. I don't see how that makes sense. 10. Fix your servers. 11. Fix them faster, I skipped school today. 12. Fix this 13. Fix that 14. You fixed them too much, fix it. 15. Why should I even have to work at this? You should have given me a game where I had all the best everything and unlimited materials, right from first login. I hope you now realize everything you did wrong and will fix it, five minutes ago. Signed, Sir Tyrant Pope Emperor King Leader, Sel Fishkidd the Glorious TL;DR - How about you let my cry-munity take over. My legions of whiners and simpletons know what exactly would make this game better.