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Phosphorにより編集済み:
9/28/2014 4:44:01 AM
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I need to contract Vampirism
It's for a.... School... Project...
Can someone tell me how to get infected? Or something like that?
It's important.
EDIT: I am now a vampire, (•,..,•)
AMA, I guess
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2 通の返信Did you talk to Serena or whatever her name is? [spoiler]Aela and the werewolves ftw RIP in piece Skjor[/spoiler]
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3 通の返信Due to the effects of genetic inbreeding, vampires can only be born purebred, as infection is now impossible. But, we can also accomplish the task via genetic engineering. First, you will need a bat, preferably a vampire bat as they are more iconic and will yield something closest to what you want. If you use a fruit bat, you may end up as a fruit, and not a vampire. The next step is tricky. Extract DNA from the specimen's stem cells, then you will need a complete sequence of a bat's genome. Extract DNA segments that contain the preferred traits of a vampire. Be very careful to get the exact and complete sequence, or protein synthesis could fail and mutilate/kill you in the process. Now you must essentially cut and paste the DNA into a virus. The virus will require additional genetic engineering to program it to release the DNA into your cells. Eventually the rest of the body will catch on and you will be a fully fledged genetic engineered vampire. For more information, please PM, or contact me at various outlets.
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7 通の返信Ellisにより編集済み: 9/27/2014 8:56:26 PMSo batsy, how's the vamp un-life treating you? I've somehow found a safe place to lay low. Also, could you get me a M.U.D? My alternate personality teleported me to the tentacle dimension. could you send me a flamethrower as well? I need to kill the harlot queen of that dimension. It's name starts with ZONE. Now you see why I want a flamethrower.
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1 返信The Doctorにより編集済み: 9/27/2014 7:25:03 PMGo to Africa or the Middle East and drink the blood from the battlefield. It worked for Alucard. Also I've heard that if a human body part goes up my ass the person will contract vampirism.
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8 通の返信Recipe for: [i][u][b]Vampirism[/b][/u][/i] Ingredients: 1 knife 1 handful of excrement (human or animal; urine will suffice if excrement is unavailable for some reason) 1 roll of cling film (or American equivalent) Method: 1. Take a sharp knife and make a large, deep cut in your arm; the longer and deeper the better. Make sure it is wide enough to easily fit your fingers in. 2. Take your excrement (or urine) and fill up the wound in your arm with it. Make sure you push the excrement all the way in as you will need to use it all up - quantities are important as they vary depending on your relative size, so your handful will be just enough for you. 3. Bandage the arm tightly in the cling film as you do not want any of the excrement (or urine if that's what you're using) to escape. 4. Wait at least 48 hours for the Vampirism to emerge.
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43 通の返信SgtOceanusにより編集済み: 9/27/2014 8:28:29 PMOk... First, what kind of school project, and second, I think BioSmiley has a multiverse portal. EDIT: Holy Tolido Batman how did this get so many replies?
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5 通の返信First, you need to buy some plastic fangs. Then you need to take a bunch of pills that look like candy. Then watch [i]The Strain[/i] for a little bit. Then, when it's mildly dark outside, take some more pills and go to your friend's house. If nothing else, you'll likely go down in history as "The [TOWN NAME HERE] Vampire of '14."
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1 返信I can tell you how to get infected. Can't really help you on the vampirism thing though.
