I can't be the only one who feels this way. If I weren't already happily married, I would totally date a fallen captain, assuming I could find a gay one. Imagine what the hugs from four arms would be like. THEY WOULD BE AMAZING!!!! I would feel so safe and secure, being held against his chest. The four eyes thing would take some getting used to, but hey, my husband has mandibles. If I can get used to making out with an elite, I could definitely handle four eyes. So what about you guys? Would you date a fallen captain, assuming he didn't blow your head off?