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SwordLadyにより編集済み:
9/8/2014 5:22:26 PM
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Destiny or sex?
I was given the option to spend the night at my girlfriends place the night of the games release. I am conflicted.
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#Destiny
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1 返信To ask the question "Destiny or Sex" says that you are probably not getting that sex anyway.
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1 返信I can to this topic for a good laugh about how Destiny is better than sex but instead I got rampant sexism. good job community, good job...
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9 通の返信Have sex, then after, go play Destiny. She can get mad at you, but she can't unhave sex with you.
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Speaking from experience here, what are the odds she'll actually put out? I'd be pissed if I chose sex, got there, and then just wants to "cuddle" and then falls asleep. Meanwhile, she's snoring, you're looking up at her dark bedroom ceiling thinking, " F*ck! I could be playing Destiny on opening night, but instead I'm cuddling!" I would bring a back pack with a rope ladder to climb out her window just incase that happens. I recommend playing hard to get sir. Drives girls crazy being denied "cuddles". Go get Destiny. Plenty of time for ass and "cuddles" later.
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1 返信Both. Take your console with you and take her from behind in front of the tele. You can also rest the controller on her back when you start getting trigger finger.
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