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FatherlyNickにより編集済み:
8/22/2014 1:58:18 PM
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Try your best to ask me out. (Over 150 replies! ♥)
I will either accept or reject and tell you why.
[b]Context:[/b] I am that [i]one[/i] person you always wanted to ask out. You are standing on my porch and you just rang the door bell.
Most used pick-up line so far - "eyy bbeh wan sum fuk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
It doesn't work on me, sorry.
PS: I'm a guy and this thread is made strictly for fun. In reality, I would never reject anyone. (͡ᕤ ͜ʖ ͡ᕦ)
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1 返信Hey baby, I would drag my balls through 500 miles of broken glass and vinegar just to hear you fart through a microphone.
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6 通の返信"Hey, I was just in the neighbourhood and thought I recognised your car outside. Never realised you lived so close! Could I come in? It's pretty chilly out here and I lost my coat earlier. Ignore the muddy shoes, torn jeans, heavy breathing, police helicopter hovering above, eight squad cars behind me and the police dog gnawing at my ankles. Not sure why they're there." [i]This is the Police, you have ONE LAST CHANCE! Give yourself up or we WILL open fire![/i] "Hold that thought, could I borrow you for a moment?" I gently put my arm around you, pulling you close to me in a caring embrace. "NOBODY FUCKING MOVE, I HAVE A HOSTAGE!" I look to you and wink. "It's all just a game, babe. It's all just a game."
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4 通の返信Why should I ask you out? I don't even know you. That being said....... Wanna, eat some food sometime? Like with me? Ya know... The code ;)
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2 通の返信PLAY BALLにより編集済み: 8/20/2014 8:25:07 AM
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1 返信IIx luke xIIIにより編集済み: 9/4/2014 4:44:37 PMWanna go and play some pool bby? Just as friends though, Luis would be furious otherwise.
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1 返信Flying Cougarにより編集済み: 8/21/2014 2:45:10 PMHey gurl how ya doin? [spoiler]please respond[/spoiler] [spoiler]please respond[/spoiler]
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1 返信Let me try again: When I die and go to heaven, I will turn around when I realize it's not in your arms.
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3 通の返信niceboy03により編集済み: 8/22/2014 2:27:41 PM
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12 通の返信
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1 返信You are the second most prettiest girl in the world. Who is the first ? [spoiler]Every other girl[/spoiler]
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5 通の返信Im a hot sexy teenage vampire, let me save you so then we can have a relationship.
