>froliking in the butthurt of this thread

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.

but do you have sarah palin? didn't think so

1. lolno 2. Then we kicked their asses. 3. lolno 4. It's Math we're talking about here right? 5. lolno 6. lolyesitis 7. That's racist. [spoiler]1, 3, 3, 8, 5, 4, 7[/spoiler] I give this top 10 a 3/10.

LOL America is the only country with a good army the british are still using pirate ships LOL at leest america has guns. LOLOLOL

England needs culture in order to maintain relevance. Last time I checked England was full of fat women and terrible food. How many Super Bowls has England won? Zero. Which is the same number of Heisman trophy winners. That's right I'm talking about football. Not stupid soccer. So what is soccer is the most popular sport in the world. That's because in America we have Super Bowl Sunday and the World Series, you know entertaining sports. I think colonize is just a exaggerated way of saying gift wrapping the greatest present England's ever given to the world, America. And to say England was a greater contributor to the world wars is a funny way of saying America saved England's sorry tail twice in a row. And yea our political system is garbage, but just remember that we're one dysfunctional decision away from turning England into a parking lot and slapping a Walmart there. Hell at least people would have an excuse to visit that God forsaken place.

Brits... They are sniveling tea-drinking pansies. That is all.

Well joke's on all of you, because Canada is the best. [spoiler]sorry eh[/spoiler]

1 reason America is better than the England: Dental care.

#alliseeisrecktAmericans

Badb8m8

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/1249402734-fap_gif.gif British sucks

But the biggest flaw in England is[spoiler]English people are dickbags[/spoiler]