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7/29/2014 7:22:53 AM
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Worst pickup lines...
Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.
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1 返信I may not be the best looking guy here, but you arent the best looking grill here and i am the only one that came up to talk to you. How is your relationship with your dad?
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4 通の返信Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Hello, my bungie.net username is dmbfan09 and I moderate the forums.
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What I like to do when I go out is: *gaze into their crotch until they get a bit uncomfortable* Right before they say something out of sheer nerves, I cut them off, point at their vagina, and ask in a calm and collective voice "Are you gonna eat that?" It works 0/10 times except this time I said it to a fat girl who wouldn't leave me alone. Right after I said it to her she laughed and grabbed her four other cave troll friends and came back so I could tell "that joke" again. In other words, totally missed out on a FFFFFM orgy. FML
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2 通の返信Hey girl feel this sweater. Do you know what that's made of?[spoiler]boyfriend material[/spoiler]
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