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Worst pickup lines...
Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.
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1 返信[quote]Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.[/quote] I'd steal all the chairs in the world, just so you could sit on my face.
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1 返信"Hey" Gurl-Hi "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs"? Gurl-No I don't "Enough to break the ice", "hi my names -blam!-" Gurl-Haha omg, your so funny lets go fùck [spoiler]outcomes may vary[/spoiler]
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2 通の返信*seductive face* •Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes. •you've obi-wandered into my heart. •you make my heart palpatine. •if girls were boogers I'd pick you first.
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1 返信*Randomly walk up to hot, female stranger* You: "Did it hurt?" Girl: "What?" You: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Girl: "-blam!- OFF YOU PRICKHEAD!" You (heartbroken): "What?" Girl: "Sorry babe, I was speaking to my friend. Let's go to bed." You: "Oh yeah!"
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3 通の返信Do you work on a chicken farm? [spoiler]Cuz you sure are good at raising cocks![/spoiler]
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2 通の返信"Excuse me, I think you dropped something. My heart." [spoiler]Now get on your knees and don't stop sucking until I tell you bitch.[/spoiler]
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1 返信-hands girl envolope- -girl opens envolope and finds toast- Me: Now we make sweet love. Girl: oh bby
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