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llStyleZllにより編集済み:
7/26/2014 5:19:54 AM
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Sexual stories??
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12 通の返信I often like to tie up my lovers. This one time, I bound and gagged this guy. He thought it was the hottest shit ever. I also choked him until he came. Is that scary and sexy enough for you?
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One long and sexual night. I was at a party with Shrek and donkey with all these white and black bitches and oooopppss I forgot there was one Vietnamese. She had the most over used pussy I've seen. It was squishy with warts and smelt like a fish that's why I have cock warts know. My dick is all crusty cuz if that. Know I can't get any bitches.
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2 通の返信>get in bed with hot chick >hellyeah.jpeg >onion smell enters room >it's shrek >shrek and I doppelgang hot girl's body parts. >donkey joins in. >OMG.jpeg >wake up at 5PM with hangover >girl is ripped in half >note on table >"I'll always watch ogre ya laddeh." >Shrek is love >Shrek is life
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1 返信Rhinogasmにより編集済み: 7/27/2014 4:06:02 AMI was laying in the grass when a girl in a skirt say on my face, she was a friend, but I got very hard, and we never spoke of it again
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2 通の返信Braydzzにより編集済み: 7/27/2014 6:24:51 AMBack when me and my girlfriend at the time were horny teenagers we went and watched a movie together at the movie theater and we wanted to go to one of the back seats but the whole room was basically full except the very front so we were at the front making out and one thing led to another and she put a sweater on her lap and I put my hand down her pants and I ended up giving her an orgasm in the very front row of a full movie theater. I didn't know if anyone noticed or cared cause we didn't get kicked out or anything but it was fun.
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One time me and my old gf got stoned with a new bong that she had bought and blah blah blah stuff happened we started making out then it got pretty intense the next mourning I woke up naked lying on a rug which had holes all over it from before so I thought I had sex With the rug but she came down and explained so luckily I didn't and to make it even worse her dad came down now keep in mind he still thinks she is a virgin he walks in on me naked lying on the rug so long story short my old gfs dad thinks I had sex with his rug
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2 通の返信One time I fell asleep at a party. Some girl woke me up later on and asked if I wanted to bang her. I just woke up so I was kinda annoyed. But I said yeah anyway. And well, that's how I lost my virginity.
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