A casual visit to that land of yore Place of shitpost, titpost, and tl;dr bore I suppose it will be said There weren't replies in this thread Because writing a limerick is thoughtful chore Face me, knaves! [spoiler]inb4plagiarism[/spoiler]
There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night To find that his dream had come true.
An afflicted eternal sleep Till disturbed by a shadowed creep A malignant warlord En masse in his horde Nightmares arise from the deep