I take the center urinal when there is 3. One guy walks in and waits for me to finish. Second guy walks in and uses the one to my right. First guy calls him a fgt and leaves

Also fake red necks. I like hunting and country music as much as the next guy but that doesn't give you am excuse to go around callin yourself a -blam!-ing red neck/ hick Kids who play magic. I -blam!-ing hate it. Ass hole seniors. I have a lot of friends in the senior class but there are also a lot of ass holes that think they deserve special treatment because they managed not to fail their CPB (slow) classes. Pretencious people. YOURE NOT IMPORTANT. Fake people. People that think they're emo/punk/goth. A.) goth ain't a thing anymore. B.) you're a poser Morons. I hate people who think they know something when they really don't and will argue their point even though they don't make sense People who think our country is actually free. You don't have freedom of speech people! People who are proud to be Hispanic. NO. you're from some Hispanic country. FANTASTIC. now get to the back of the line like the rest of use (aka white, black, asian, etc.) not being racist here. Class president. He falls under the category of pretentious. Haters. People who hate marching band kids for no reason. People who hate Boy Scouts for no reason. Etc. I especially hate girls that hang out at star bucks. THEIR COFFEE SUCKS ASS.

Try to hit on married teachers

All slang

>be me >ASB Secretary >I do all the organizing of ASB files, type up reports, type morning announcements, etc >creep comes up to me one morning >seriously fat, greasy hair, crooked glasses >he says "hey can you add my poem to the announcements for tomorrow?" >hands me a folded up piece of sweaty paper >"make sure you don't read it before, just tell whoever reads the announcements tomorrow to read that afterwards" >this shit is really weird >be like "is this a love poem? Just read it to them yourself, it'll be much more romantic and personal anyway" >he insists that I put it into the announcements >"I'm not going to do that." >he gets super buttmad and yells impotently at me >I walk away with the poem still in my hands, he is too ass-frustrated to notice >fast forward to chess class >I've made all my moves on chess.com, decide to open the love poem and read it >worst mistake of my life >shameless spaghetti everywhere, the poem is addressed to every girl in the school (it's a small school with only 1/3 of the school being girls) >mention of "supple kissing lips" and "sexy contoured bodies" >I feel like I'm about to have a cringe aneurism >do the right thing and just rip up paper and throw it out, never to be seen again, or so I thought >day 2 >walk in to get a late slip (I had a doctors appointment so I was two hours late) >creepy kid is in office with in-house suspension >oh god there's no way >go to class >girls are acting weird >he -blam!-ing didn't, oh my god >talk to girls at lunch >he did >he read his poem to them, the whole -blam!-ing thing >apparently he was angrily harassing them afterwards for not liking it >cringe gold Edit: I forgot to mention, he wears a fedora to school most days. Do with that info what you will.

Women at the urinal [spoiler]just kidding[/spoiler][spoiler]not kidding[/spoiler]

Doing drugs, having sex

So once in high school (before I started taking martial arts; however this isn't the reason I started taking it) this kid had some beef with me. Whenever he tried to pick a fight with me, he always had at least 3 of his (larger than either of us) friends with him, who would have more than likely jump in and help him when I started winning (for starters, they were the wannabe thug type. Secondly, when they approached me they were all cracking their knuckles, looking like they were sizing me up for a fight). So one day at lunch, I refused to fight him because I figured his friends would jump in. I told him to meet me whenever his friends weren't around because I wanted it to be a 1 on 1 fight. A few minutes later, I started to walk back to class and he sucker punched me in the face (it didn't really hurt, but still), and by the time I turned around to retaliate, he was already running back to his friends, and the vice principal just turned the corner. A few days went by, him trying to get me to fight him and his friends. I kept refusing unless he was alone. Finally, one day him and his friends and a TON of people (the crowd filled the hall) were trying to get us to fight. (The crowd was just trailing behind us two, and his group) he got in my way as I was walking to class, so I walked around him. He got in my way, and then punched me in the chest near the class I was headed to. I didn't flinch, it didn't really hurt. I gave literally no reaction at all. His friends we all like "Damn he took that like a beast are you gonna just let that happen bro?!" And then he turned around and power walked the same direction I was headed. After school, he tried to "squash" our beef. I just said yeah dude whatever just leave me alone, you're annoying

1. Someone in my class yelling headshot when watching the JFK assassination 2. Learning that the mentally challenged guy- the type that cannot speak in an indoor voice and hurtle abuse at you- soiled himself in class and didn't even going to the toilet to clean up 3. Girl in year masturbating with a [u]chicken bone[/u]

There was this fat stereotypical neck beard that I went to highschool with that was always a little bit off and one day decided he was gay and came out of the closet to my friend who is the nicest guy ever, but announced "Travis your gay!?" In disbelief. Turns out he met a 35 year old British guy (keep in mind that he was 16 at the time) on a forum named guiesel and they "dated" for a while. Once guiesel disappeared Travis decided he was a furry and began drawing gay furry hentai which he would consistently post of Facebook. This went on for a while till he Changed his name to Allistor Miguel Richard. Then we caught him role playing with some other guy doing transgender Pokemon sex where Travis was "pregnant with an egg" from the other guy and talking about how they would be a happy family. One day we called him out on it and he blocked everyone from my highschool. My senior year he submitted a gay furry hentai drawing of two male foxes licking each other's tongues and joined the talent show singing the metal version of a anime theme by himself..... Takes all kinds man

a few years ago when i was in 10th grade, a chick got caught blowing a guy off in the restrooms, the person who caught them a 5th grader on a field trip to see the high school.

Those stupid anime weeaboos, girl or guy The weird furry people who wear cat ears and tails *shudders in disgust*

"Anime books" It's called manga you filthy casual.