How to end bullying: Step 1. Grab your bundle of C4, Your model 1887, and a large pink dildo-shaped baseball bat. Step 2. Stalk bully to his house. Step 3. Place C4 at their foundation Step 4. Detonate it, use your 1887 to kill his family, Then find the bully and proceed to beat him to death with your bat.

[b][i]I find flamethrowers to be very effective on those made of flesh.[/i][/b]

Murder

my mother solved the "bully" problem for me at a very young age. she simply said, "just stop giving them the attention they want." and from that day forward, not a single -blam!- was given.

Homeschooling.

My solution was violence, after trying the "talk to an adult" and "just ignore it" methods for a long time. What kind of violence you ask? Best him viciously with a piece of toasted white bread. It works on females to seduce, but it turns men into a bloody pulp.

Say, "No u" then walk away. It works.

Have sex with the bully's mother and take pictures of her doing very dirty things to you. Show the bully and tell him he backs off or you release the pics.

One word, daleks[spoiler]EXTERMINATE!!!!!![/spoiler]

Throat slitting or choking. [spoiler]Embrace the dark side![/spoiler]

They need to be eliminated. ALL OF THEM!

I would say shoot yourself, but that's a really bad morbid joke, and can be taken seriously by many people. Personally I've never been bullied, but I have a younger sister and several of my friends who used to be bullied. I told my sister to not put up with people bullshit, if someone's being an asshole, -blam!- em up, tell them what's up. If someone is being a jerk, they're going to get what's commin'. I didn't do the same for my friends, as we were in 8th grade, and "talking" shit doesn't work as well. So I beat the shit out of the kids, and tadah! No more bullies!

Umm I just ignore them when possible. I can't be bothered to deal with people who are only out for my reaction. If it's physical bullying, I just try to defuse the situation because it's nearly always just some hotshot kid trying to be tough for girls/his own ego. If I have no choice, I'll just drop them and walk away. (I have experience in fighting, usually the other guy will charge at me and nose his head into my stomach while flailing his arms at my face, at that point you can easily pick them up, tip them upside down and let them fall on their heads. Would recommend.) The thing to remember is that the masses favor the calm. If some kid's getting in your face and you just project [u]genuine[/u] friendliness, the crowd will see the bully as the bad guy. If you can block and deflect punches well, (which I can't but I've seen it done), even a physical encounter can totally blow up in their face. Most importantly, for more srs bsns bullies, do not let yourself be trapped / cornered / caught alone. It's better to run where someone can see you and get ganked then to be caught alone and unable to find help.