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1/15/2014 12:55:15 AM
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An Oregon Pimp is suing Nike
This pimp is suing Nike because they didn't put a warning on a shoe that he used to nearly beat a man to death with.
No, its not the Onion.
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#Offtopic
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SLAMt4sticにより編集済み: 1/15/2014 1:06:42 AM"You honor I had no idea that the shoe I was beating him with could be used as a dangerous weapon. I thought I was merely cleaning him off with my new shoe but to my horror slamming it down on his nose caused it to bleed profusely. Nike is obviously at fault here."
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6 通の返信Well a fatass won a lawsuit against McDonalds for coffee being hot so I don't see why this wouldn't be a winning case either. After all this is America the land of the dumb fucks.
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3 通の返信ducksToDucksにより編集済み: 1/15/2014 11:12:11 AM
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12 通の返信Well this is obviously Nike's fault, clearly they should have labeled somewhere that applying blunt force to a man's face with their product might be fatal.
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Can't you use nearly everything as a weapon? Even a piece of toast can be fatal. How can we fix this? Every product will now have a disclaimer - 'If you kill someone with this product - it's your fault, kthxbai.'
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4 通の返信Dick VanDickにより編集済み: 1/15/2014 1:42:18 AMOregon just lost a few brain cells that it couldn't really stand to lose... I feel sad now for living in Oregon.
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1 返信Good, Nike is completely to blame much like people sending texts to drivers are responsible for accidents.
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