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Elegiacにより編集済み:
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Comedy Thread.
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1 返信DemonicChronicにより編集済み: 12/27/2013 5:38:36 PMA Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."
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2 通の返信Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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1 返信Dudley Tiddywinkにより編集済み: 12/27/2013 9:05:04 PM
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2 通の返信What kind of flour do they use to make Lassie's biscuits? [spoiler]Collie flour.[/spoiler]
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1 返信Hellにより編集済み: 12/27/2013 8:55:14 PMWhat should you say when your television begins levitating in the darkness? [spoiler]Put that down, Jerome.[/spoiler]
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6 通の返信pls forgive me for this joke When I said I was a positive person, i meant HIV. [spoiler]._.[/spoiler]
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1 返信How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? [spoiler]TENtacles![/spoiler] How does a crazy person run through a forest? [spoiler]he takes the [i]psycho path[/i][/spoiler] What's the difference between Batman and a black man? [spoiler]Batman can go out at night without Robin[/spoiler]
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Eating a subway sandwhich, on whole wheat I be bobbin my head to the beat Head in down the street Crip walkin like micheal J fox, I'm indiscreet Pigeon toed, bow legged 11 toes on my feet I see the bum who sold me bad weed That's when I decided to do my evil deed I walk up to the homeless man Unzipped my pants, then i peed Turns out he was a vietnam vet He didn't like me gettin him wet I did the crip walk on fast forward Moving along I noticed my land lord His eyes looked down and he saw my man sword. Oh my oh my lord! Women screaming, children running and crying the homeless vet was gaining I felt a water drop, it was raining Slipt on a banana Hit my head seen hannah mon-TANA Nope just Brett Michaels in a ban-DANA Laying in left over chicken broth Shake it off The bum reaches me "Hey man look see i didn't see you there I swear!" I said not knowing how I would fair I could see he didn't care "I was a POW in Nam left the other inmates sayin Ow bubba you the bomb" He had a tattoo on his arm said "I heart mom" He licked his lips popped his knuckles bent his hips He was the ugliest man I've ever met Oh my god my ass is wet He leapt at me and flew Into the fetal position i drew i began to smell my poo He crashed into me i screamed in french like pepi le pew He gave me the one two Boy was he ticked I got my ass kicked.
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A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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3 通の返信What do you get when you cross a dog with a flower? [spoiler]A Cauliflower.[/spoiler]
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4 通の返信Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. My doctor told me to drink a bottle of wine after a hot bath, but I couldn't even finish drinking the hot bath! Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house!
