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Boomdeyadahにより編集済み:
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Why did the farmer bury all his money
[spoiler][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI]To make his soil rich.[/url][/spoiler]
What do you call a cow with no legs?
[spoiler][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI]Ground beef.[/url][/spoiler]
Why couldn't the 10 year old watch Pirates of the Caribbean?
[spoiler][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI]It was rated Arrr![/url][/spoiler]
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Helljumper 141により編集済み: 11/17/2013 5:02:18 AM[quote][spoiler]To hide it from the US gov't.[/url][/spoiler] What do you call a cow with no legs? [spoiler]Something to smuggle into a zoo and throw into a lion's den for some action.[/spoiler] Why couldn't the 10 year old watch Pirates of the Caribbean? [spoiler]He was too busy "entertaining" me[/spoiler][/quote]Fixed
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1 返信Kernel Krautにより編集済み: 11/16/2013 11:20:13 PM
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2 通の返信Mohameiにより編集済み: 11/17/2013 12:35:32 AMWhat do you call an Asian who loves money? [spoiler]Cha-ching![/spoiler] Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? [spoiler] Because it goes, "Run -n-igga- n-igga!"[/spoiler] Racist jokes are the best jokes, sorry if I offended some people.
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2 通の返信Niedopałekにより編集済み: 11/16/2013 11:27:16 PMWhat do you call a person who never farts in public? [spoiler]A private tutor[/spoiler] What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes its car? [spoiler]Tyrannosaurus Wrecks[/spoiler] What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? [spoiler]Dam.[/spoiler] What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? [spoiler]Shoe![/spoiler] What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? [spoiler]Make me one with everything[/spoiler] Why couldn't Dracula's wife get any sleep? [spoiler]Because of his coffin[/spoiler] What is the best way to carve wood? [spoiler]Whittle by whittle[/spoiler] Who does the pharaoh talk to when he's sad? [spoiler]His mummy[/spoiler] What do calenders eat? [spoiler]Dates[/spoiler] What do you do with a sick boat? [spoiler]Take it to the doc[/spoiler]
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1 返信[quote]Why couldn't the 10 year old watch Pirates of the Caribbean? [spoiler][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI]It was rated Arrr![/url][/spoiler][/quote]Actually Pirates of the Caribbean is rated PG13 so he wouldn't have been able to watch it anyway. Unless of course his parents were lenient in which case they are terrible parents and should be reported to CPS.
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5 通の返信Back in the days of slavery there was Long Staple Cotton and Short Staple Cotton. Short Staple Cotton was often called "King Cotton" because it was harder for Bug Weevils to infect them. Bug Weevils came in two forms when eating cotton, Big Weevils which ate through more cotton and were stronger, and Small Weevils which ate less and died faster. I guess you could say the Small ones were the [i]lesser of two Weevils[/i].
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