Need any Girl Advice? Well fortunately for you, I'm an expert when it comes to females! :) just tell me about any troubles you've been having and I'll be happy to help you out.
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Official girl advice: Don't take girl advice from a bunch of fuckwits on the internet. Go out, fuck up, learn, continue on with your life.
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I cry myself to sleep every night because the girl whose butthole I want to tickle only wants to be friends, despite the fact that I always support her when men have sex with her then break her heart. Help me.
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What is the recommended shape to cut the toast into so it fits in the envelope? Also, should I include strawberry jam, or just use butter on its own?
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Gift advice needed. Chocolate or gift cards? Mace or Taser? Kill her ex or just maim?
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There's a girl at uni that looks at me whenever I see her. That obviously means she wants me, right? [i]Right[/i]?
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So there's this girl that likes me and won't stop staring at me even though I specifically told her that I don't like her like that. And to make it worse, this psychopath is always stalking her. How can I get her to stop -blam!-ing staring at me cause it's annoying as all hell.
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How do I ask a girl out that: 1. Could kick my ass 2. I've never seen lose a fight 3. Strangly intimidates me 4. Is always around people that hate me 5. Refer to 1
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RomanGladiator7により編集済み: 11/11/2013 11:51:32 PMThere's no advice that can help. A lot of guys like her, she's already dating one, and I'd be the very last on the list of candidates. She's the most beautiful woman I've seen in a while, a great singer and actor, and is VP of some student organization. Not to mention she is a research student with some engineering major that I don't have the slightest clue about. Her going out with me would be like a rocket scientist dating Forest Gump. But I want it to happen nonetheless...and the more I think about it the more upset I get.
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