What's stupid is how superficially you took the analogy as just because I'm an advocate of sex before marriage, I must be shallow and actually believe that the way to keep a woman is by buying her crap.
Nah, you're just an idiot. Not for being a sex before marriage advocate, but for throwing false accusations toward someone with a different opinion for you, and over thinking a simple analogy. Someone gives me a bad analogy, and I show them why it's bad. It's as simple as that.